No wonder you're a horror fan....Your parents must be aliens....Or...Did you make them in your basement?....Is your real name Jeffery Combs?...Herbert West?... :D

haha nah, my folks just really think I'm the only one who can make the best decisions for me. I'm lucky that they were really strict with me until high school, by then I was a pretty responsible guy.

Now they're fucked, cuz I just do whatever I waaaaaant.

Ahhh transvestite vampire whip fetished sunlight cursed thing! ahhhh return don't tell her anything!

hahaha...That's awesome:D

My parents just worry a lot about me. My dad used to be real pain in the ass until he realized that I wasn't actually a fuck-up. I just have an illness that I have to conquer, and I'm getting better every day, so we're getting on better, except that I'm still messy.

Oh, and for you guys who have parents that worry about people knowing your name address and phone number. 3 people on this forum have that info. about me: The STE (yeah, I know), Rayne, and MisterSadistro (got the movie, gonna watch it when the folks aren't here). And my parents wonder why I want a Rottweiler.;) One night, I'm gonna wake up with some pretty black headed woman jumping up and down on my bed, a big ol' huge penis in my ear, and some scary motherfucker filming the whole thing.

Okay...Who told?...I KNEW I couldn't trust those fuckers...


*formulates new plan*


:D

That was the cleverest thing I've been able to come up with in a while. Please allow me to bask.

Bask away :)

That was my style of storytelling, good job.

Takes a very ostentatious bow. Thank you!