I call city people "city hicks" because they are as clueless when you get 'em away from the city as country folk when you take them away from the country. "You mean potatoes grow, right in the ground, and you have to clean DIRT off of them before you cook them? Like.....omigawd!"

Haha, yah.



Wait...you're joking about the potatoes, right?

Waking up from a nightmare and having my fat cat staring at my face 2 inches away... yes I screamed.

HaHa...That reminds me of a joke...


A bored potato farmer decided that after 20 years of growing potatoes, he wanted to do something different.....So, he decided to become a chicken farmer...

He goes to the local co-op and asks for 50 fertilized eggs.....About a month later, he goes back and asks for 100 fertilized eggs...The co-op guy says, "That's a lotta chikens, didn't you just get 50 of 'em last month?"...The farmer says, "Yeah...But, for some reason they just didn't grow....I figure if I get 100, at least SOME of 'em might grow, huh?"

The co-op guy says, "Did they even HATCH?...That's kinda weird, I never heard of that before....Are you sure you aren't doing something wrong?"

The farmer says,"I dunno....I AM pretty new at this.....Hmmm, maybe I'm plantin' 'em too deep...or too far apart...."

:D

*sigh* *throws tomato*

Heh, I got so caught up in my rooster story I forgot to post my wake-up...

This was a few months ago...I woke up, and cant move. If I try it puts me in more pain than I can ever rembember being through before. I try to move my head and it gets worse. Needless to say Im completly terrified because I have absolutly no idea what is going on. At that point it even hurt to talk, so I just started crying. After about an hour and a half of agony trying to get out of bed and dressed, I got myself to the Outpatient. Turns out it was a fairly common condition called "Rhye's Neck"...anyone else experience it? As the day went on it got better....I got to stay home from school, but GRAHHH the internet was down! So I just propped my computer screen so I could watch movies without moving my neck...

Long story short: Scariest moment of my life

I've had that.

Actually my worst wake up was that terrible static on the alarm clock radio occuring, me spring half tranced into action and diving head on into the wall and knocking myself out.