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The STE 04-08-2006 10:56 AM

I hear putting things in your mouth helps

VampiricClown 04-08-2006 12:28 PM

Can I gather all of my Goth friends and be basically the Gothic Army? I have enough to take over any place.:cool:

The STE 04-08-2006 12:34 PM

are they the "Non-conformist" goths that conform to everything in the "non-conformist goth" repetoir? If so, then no.

stubbornforgey 04-08-2006 12:34 PM

LOL..
thank god i live in new zealand :D

VampiricClown 04-08-2006 12:36 PM

Oh, they're everywhere. Britain, New Zealand, Canada, France.....We will rule one day.

VampiricClown 04-08-2006 12:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by The STE
are they the "Non-conformist" goths that conform to everything in the "non-conformist goth" repetoir? If so, then no.
And what the hell did you just say? I'm nart burt a hermble redneck...

scouse mac 04-08-2006 12:53 PM

If this is so, you must remember the rules as set down by Monty Python:

Large Man with Dead Body: Who's that then?
The Dead Collector: I dunno, must be a king.
Large Man with Dead Body: Why?
The Dead Collector: He hasn't got shit all over him.

stubbornforgey 04-08-2006 01:02 PM

A guy from australia walked into an APEC meeting and demanded that they change australians title to a 'kingdom'

'sorry sir' they replied...but only places that born kings can be kingdoms.
'well fuckit..i demand you change out title to an empire state'
'sorry sir...but only places that born empireses..can be titled an empire'
'well i'll be fucked..' the aussie yelled..then i demand you change our title to ..'
'Look'yelled the committee
As long as their are assholes like you born to such a fine place..Australia will always be known as a cuntry'

Haunted 04-08-2006 01:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by The STE
I hear putting things in your mouth helps
Don't tell me that you can reach that far. :eek:

Actually, I have to start back until Monday when I see my doctor. It seems that quitting smoking cold turkey makes me very very angry as a few people in the grocery store found out. They'll probably give me that Zyban crap or some sort of patch or something...



Oooo...we need an anthem. Any ideas? Want us to try and pick one for you?

The STE 04-08-2006 08:43 PM

You can pick an anthem from this pre-approved by me list:
"Think" by Aretha Franklin
"Know Your Rights" by the Clash
"Make Your Own Kind of Music" by the Mamas and the Papas
"Roundabout" by Yes
"Keep on Rockin in the Free World" by Neil Young
"High Hopes" by Pink Floyd
"Memo to Human Resources" by They Might Be Giants (mostly because there's so much of me in that song)
or a song by the Who, to be determined by me at a later date, should the Anthem Committee decide to use a Who song


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