Didja tell them they better go catch it.










didja?

No, that's not stupid that's kinda weird. I'm gonna go over here now.:D

I'm kidding. I think I've done that before. I was probably high, but it's definitely happened.

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i was walking into my school and i tripped over myself but not falling then i tripped like five seconds after the first it was kinda embarrsing but funny none the less.

last month when walking into school with yellow jacket. Well i don't know if it was my shoes or the floor but the next thing i knew i saw the ceiling rapidly going away from me. I had slipped on the hard floor and damn near broke my tail bone... hurt like a bitch i couldn't even breath for about 20 seconds......fuck that hurt and it happened so fast.. what a way to start the day

I got one...and yeah, it made just about everyone laugh but me, so I hope you all get the same enjoyment.
At college, I was on a break...now, I study in full uniform as per the college legislation here in Australia.., so, I had my apron off, and my "skull cap" (like a chefs hat, without the top) in my hand, and I needed to take a piss...so....I went into the bathroom, and put my apron and cap above the toilet, yknow, like where the button is? I wouldn't do this in any old bathroom, ours are kept remarkably clean...although it seems like they also keep the ceramic almost polished, for, about 5 seconds into my piss, the cap fell down, and into the toilet, and yes, I pissed on it.
So...I grabbed it with a toilet brush as soon as I could cut the flow, chucked it in the bathroom sink, ran soap and hot water into it for about 5 minutes.
I didn't put it on again, I got one of those disposeable paper hats (which are actually a lot cooler and more comfortable), for the rest of the day....the piss hat is currently being washed, and will be again...and even then, I don't know if I'm ever gonna want to wear it again.

- B

Yah, that might of had something to do with it. ;)

I decided to eat pizza and talk to my fiance about our upcoming wedding while playing with a butterfly knife. Slippery hands, knife slipped, went to catch it and got it... by the blade. Some stitches and a tetnis shot later I'm rolling my eyes and laughing at myself.

Tequila night.
Lots of lights of various types smashed via punch, stomp, roundehouse, axe and fly kick, with spal and friend. Re-broke one or two knuckles and cut my hand up, but only superficially.
bbq in a pool.

no, they cried about how they had no refridgerator because they got robbed the night before. So I paused a second and asked if they had Prince Albert in a can

Anything i do is Stupid yet funny.