That's some funny shit. Maybe we should misintupitate her. I think that probably kills vampires.

I'm a vampire
You know what I mean
When I do my little dance
In the graveyard
In the graveyard, yeah
I shake my little thing
In the graveyard.

"I fart cobwebs," annonymous vampire

Nah, that's what she wants. I say we just tempt her with it, then just throw handlefulls of sand in her face.

baby get ready - i'm coming for you,
i'm a vampire!
i want you - nothing you can do,
i'm a vampire!
watch me do my dance for you,
i want you - nothing you can do,
baby get ready - i'm coming for you,
i'm a vampire!

come to my world, child of the night,
come out of your darkness and into my light,
looking for you all of your life,
don't be afraid - it'll be all right...

god grant you serenity,
you bring out the best in me,
let my love take you higher,
guess what... i'm a vampire!

baby get ready - i'm coming for you,
i'm a vampire!
i want you - nothing you can do,
i'm a vampire!
watch me do my dance for you,
i want you - nothing you can do,
baby get ready - i'm coming for you,
i'm a vampire!

in your head you always hear me
close your eyes - i'm all that you see,
for lust, for life, my intimate fire,
nightly dances, dance in desire...

god grant you serenity,
you bring out the best in me,
let my love take you higher,
guess what... i'm a vampire!

baby get ready - i'm coming for you,
i'm a vampire!
i want you - nothing you can do,
i'm a vampire!
watch me do my dance for you,
i want you - nothing you can do,
baby get ready - i'm coming for you,
i'm a vampire!

(let's be together... don't be afraid... you called me...
i was what you wished for... you held me here beside you...
i was what you wished for... i came for you... i came for you...
i was what you wished for... you taste like honeydew...
be careful what you wish for... i wished for you your whole life...
be careful what you wish for... let me be you tonight... tonight...)

baby get ready - i'm coming for you,
i'm a vampire!
i want you - nothing you can do,
i'm a vampire!
watch me do my dance for you,
i want you - nothing you can do,
baby get ready - i'm coming for you,
i'm a vampire!

Ladies and Gentlemen! I give you (drum roll) Shanks!:D