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 hey sam, guess what?  I'm a lyer. 
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 oh yeah? Well I'm a LIAR! Beat that! 
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 a guy is talking to his friend about his girlfriend, and how everytime he sees her, he gets  a huge boner. the friend tells him that he should duct tape his dick to his leg, so he does. 
	that night he has a date and the girl shows up in a tiny, short red dress. the guy kicked her in the face.  | 
		
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 haha I win!  | 
		
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