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PR3SSUR3 12-12-2005 09:00 AM

Is anyone else looking forward to seeing Jackson fall flat on his face? Who does he think he is, with all this 3 hour-plus shit?

Bored of the rings, wanna see him lose some weight and facial hair instead.

Plus I'm not happy about what he allegedly got up to at his fantasy ranch.

slasherman 12-12-2005 10:37 PM

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Originally posted by stubbornforgey
aint it fucking hilarious..!!
Like the lotr sequels..shot in new zealand..
wellingtonians got to see the cast n crew..
special showing for the prime minister and a selected few..n the rest of nz'ers had to wait a few more months or so..by the time it got to us..half the fucking world had already seen them..n the same goes with
king kong!!!!!
Well fuck you Peter fucking fat ass..4 eyed..fucking country hick who cant even tie his own shoes up prick!!!!!
I aint even gonna bother with this one..you ruined the shit out of lotr...and now you got your fat little stubby hands on another classic.
em gonna take my $$s n spend it on your rivals movies..HAH!!

ehhh he is not fat anymore....but I agree on everything else...:D

http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d5.../peterthin.jpg

The STE 12-12-2005 10:51 PM

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Originally posted by ItsAlive75
After the Lord of the Rings movies, I hate Peter Jackson.... what ever happened to making straight gory horror movies?
Maybe he wanted to grow as a flimmaker? You can't just make the same type movies for your entire career.

PR3SSUR3 12-18-2005 01:55 PM

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ehhh he is not fat anymore....but I agree on everything else...
By jove, you're right!

Skinny bastard!

:p

The Mothman 12-18-2005 08:58 PM

im still gonna see this, because i am a devoted Peter Jackson fan. just saw Bad Taste for the first time a few weeks ago. what a masterpiece!!

doctor satan 12-19-2005 11:02 AM

saw Kong at the weekend, my kids loved it. Personally, i liked the film, but the film felt a bit flabby. he could have easily trimmed the first hour of the film down to 20 minutes & it would have been a better film. Don't think i'll be buying the 4 hour directors cut......

Zero 12-19-2005 11:08 AM

but i heard there are lots of scenes with Kong taking massive dumps and scratching his enormous hairy butt - surely that's worth an extra hour or so???

:D

The STE 12-19-2005 09:15 PM

Unfortunately, they decided to go the Teen Comedy route for this Director's Cut. Of the extra 45 minutes, 15 of them show Giant Monkey Penis, 25 minutes of random lesbian makeouts, and a 5 minute scene where Jack Black tricks Adrian Brodey into accidentaly drinking his own semen

evil_blonde 12-20-2005 12:22 AM

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Originally posted by PR3SSUR3
Bored of the rings, wanna see him lose some weight and facial hair instead.
Because that kind of thing matters so much, right? It's not like he's successful or anything, obviously.

Zero 12-20-2005 06:23 AM

Well - i finally saw Kong yesterday and my review is similar to others. I thought it dragged horribly during the first hour or so - and even the action sequences (dinosaur stampede - giant bug attack etc. were over done, too long and too ridiculuous).

That said, I thought Kong was AMAZING and there was such a chemistry between the giant Ape and Naomi Watts (which is really weird to say) - Watts is amazing in the film (if a bit too watery-eyed in the first hour or so. The film really only works when the watts is with Kong, then its pure movie magic.

Confession time: i actually got teary-eyed at the end.

All that praise aside: JACK BLACK SUCKS! Oh my god, why would you cast a hack wannabe comedian in a major role for a $200 million film????? He is so wooden, has three facial expressions, and literally sucks the life out of the film everytime he pops up. I can almost see the other actors (who are all good-to-excellent) cringing when he's in a scene. And, he delivers the final line of the film - BADLY! God what a mistake. If they can digitally remake the film, edit the first 90 minutes down to 20 minutes and replace Jack Black with someone (ANYONE) who can ACT! They'd have a fabulous film.


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