I am going as the scariest thing ever...
postal employee

Throw a party, then make your friends stand in line for twenty minutes, then overcharge them, then never deliver their package. BWAHAHAHA

LMAO^

Is it really wierd to post here? It's like the page is stretched to far.
Thanks to murderdolllllllnevermind!! I didn't see a THING.

It wasn't me, it was.... uhhh Angra?

(Where's the submit button... hmmm... where...)

So muderdoll......

i'd like to inquire about an impalement........

If you want an impalement, It will consist of a long spike, either wood or iron (your choice) being inserted into your butt. It will then be forced in further by having the spike tilted completely upright so that your body's own weight will cause further impalement, until at last the spike's tip exits your body.

Most pictures show the spike through a victims mouth, but because I don't really have the precision for that, it is more likely that this will not be the case with you. You can expect for the exit puncture to be around your shoulder, which is the common place it ends up.

No guarantees on how long it will last, could be hours, could be days.

Depending on how much you squirm after the spike is erected, however, it is not unlikely that it will exit through your stomach. Because of the resulting muscle contractions, the spike will enter your body again through the chest, piercing your heart or lungs.


Unless you're enquiring about partial impalement, which is totally different. ;)

Thats some hardcore shit right there.