LMFAO!!!:p Oh man, thanks for that, that was the only good laugh I had all night....;)

LMAO!!!!!! The ninja magician!!!!!!!! :D Should of let it go a few more rounds!!!!! LETS GET READY TO RRRUUUMMMBBBLLLEEE :D
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Glad I could help, good thing I didn't have to revert to my off-color magic tricks...

Oh, and Moonlit, this is not meant to be offensive or rude or ... frisky or anything like that, but I seem to notice that you changed your avatar, and your current one is very well lit, the pose is good, the makeup is good, and it's very...nice. I'm sure a buncha the fellows feel the same way too ;) I don't usually mention things like that, but I figured if I did it publicly you wouldn't think I was being too frisky. I mean come on fer Chrissakes we're not standing in a dark secluded corner or anything. I can speak my mind whenever I want! I am not drunk either. I just had an iced tea, a regular one, with nothing in it, so no one can say anything.

IF YOU LOVE HER SO MUCH WHY DON'T YA MARRY HER!

AH HA HA HA BURNED AH HA HA HA HA

...I'm done.

maybe you should have been more forward, and introduced 'yourself'.

when I was at Uni, living with 4 other guys, we had a notorious rep with most of the other students on our course, that we were the heavy beer drinkers, and had parties all the time.... drank quite a lot of beer yes, partys all the time ...no.

We did, however have quite a few bbq's in the good weather, and invited many people, since we had lots of food and beer, and asked people to bring some beer etc. Quite often I'd see people arrive who I didn't recognise, either they were frindes of friends, people from down the pub/bar or other students who heard by word of mouth. I wasn't too bothered, me a my house mates just kept eyes on them, for trouble.

But being slack with unknown people who turned up, had problems. Some time's they'd not bring any drink, eat the food, drink a lot of beer and get roudy, and we'd end up throwing them out, which wasn't a problem either. Other times I'd go over and introduce myself to these unknow people and give a sarctisc but humorous remark, like "who are you, aint seen you around, must have been the smell of beer and bbq, that brought the freeloaders here" or " I know the name of all my beer bottles, but I don't know the names of you people drinking it all" usally broke the ice, and they'd be more friendly and I'd be more accomodating.

...then of course the females, we didn't know, were most welcome to stay ;)

Nuts to that, I wasn't takin' other peoples' shit.

New rule: If you're using or taking anything from me I want money, preferably more than the object cost.

Are you absolutely sure there is nothing in that iced tea? ;) Cause this sounds frisky to me....muhahahahaha....:p

LMAO. Yeah, well like I always say...it's all smoke and mirrors ;)

Seriously though, I'm not offended...that's very nice of you :) Anyway, I'm going to report you now...you're getting banned you dirty pervert!:p I kid, I kid. ;)

MM, I'm reporting YOU for that raunchy display of debauchery you call an avatar!