I got this surgery in Mexico to make it somewhat retractable when erect, but the spinal chord kinda hinders that particular trait

:rolleyes:

You are all so full of it.....:p

except for maybe Newb throwing his back out trying to give himself oral....that I would believe....;)

she is now. It happened a while ago, and she didn't die until recent.

Here's the most recent pic I could find of her
http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/image..._ap300body.jpg

so was she ;)

I'd like to have one (not that big though, just normal size) for about 24 hours...Just so I could see what I could do with it....Pee standing up...Write my name in the snow...Stuff like that...And I'm sure that if I DID have one, I'd come up with other things to do with it, too...lol ;)

you can borrow some of mine, I've got plenty to spare. If you cut part of it off, it regenerates its self, and the part that was cut off forms a new one, like Robert Patrick in Terminator 2

Yeah, but then it wouldn't work right...All the nerves and vessels would be screwed up...I don't wanna floppy one...lol

Thanks for offering though...That was very generous of you :)

LMAO!!! Well, I would guess so....

Geez....this thread has gone to a very disturbing place.....of course many of them do...:D

hey, the floppy ones can be fun sometimes. Ever hit someone in the face with one? More fun than a three way with a Vietnamese prostitute and Scott Baio

yeah, I think I gave myself carpel tunnel syndrome