lol

I can say whatever I want here? Really? Wow....okay....

and I have absolutely nothing to say....damn that never happens...:p

You can tell what exactly? Proceed very carefully here....;)

Weiner pies

I wouldn't call Irony's trap woeful. Actually, I'd say it's more jaunty than anything else

here's one..

a baby seal walked into a club



...


get it?

A horse walks into a bar.

Bartender looks at the horse and says, "Hey why the long face?"

yuck yuck yuck

Rayne- You aren't a moron. You're like the period before the Yin-Yang symbol...CHAOS.

STE- A jaunty? What a possitive attitude about that little monster that likes to ass rape us from time to time.

Barbra- You are diabolical, but that's probably why we love you.

A WASP-ish middle class family walks into a talent agency.
"We'd like to get a theater booking." says the dad.
"What's your act?" asks Gregor the Talent Agent.
"We go out and shit on the stage."
"...what do you call your act...?"
"The Aristocrats."



but it's fun rape

Complete with Post Traumatic Stress Disorder kits...unless it was pleasurable ironic situation because it either happened to someone else (very extremely funny) or worked in your favor (NIFTY!).