no contest - i win before this thing gets started.

force him to listen to celine dion all day - then just when he thinks you've stopped ... force him to listen to that cher song (do you believe in love)...

then back to celine again.

Oh I got that beat, I got that beat *rolls up sleeve* I would force him to listen to Mariah Carey do one of her shrill scales that sound like someone skinning a cat, then I would make him listen to Whitney Houstons "I'm every woman'' and then follow that up with "Achy Braky Heart" Billy Ray Cyrus, put it all on a continous loop and force him to watch endless hours of Jerry Springer, Sally Jesse, and Ricki Lake.

If that doesnt make him want to swallow his tongue, we can always make him watch the 700 club and listen to Kristi Lane for hours on end.

Now that makes ME want to blow my brains out.

you honestly - honestly now - think any of that - all of that combined - holds a candle to 1/2 hour of straight celine dion ?

LMAO
Creeper, that's pretty cruel but Urge has a point. It may be said, though, that I hate Celine Dion more than anyone even Canadians.

I know, let's combine the two for maximum cruelty, film it, make fresh popcorn, put the volume on mute, and enjoy the show.

Honestly YES!!!!!


I have to listen to easy listening music pumped into the shop I work at and they play that "I'm every crackhead" song by WHitney Houston once an hour.

And when anything by Carey comes on it makes me want to gouge my eyes out.

I can take alot of torture and punishment but that is inhumane.

Every night in my dreams
I see you, I feel you,
That is how I know you go on

Far across the distance
And spaces between us
You have come to show you go on

Near, far, wherever you are
I believe that the heart does go on
Once more you open the door
And you're here in my heart
And my heart will go on and on

Love can touch us one time
And last for a lifetime
And never let go till we're one

Love was when I loved you
One true time I hold to
In my life we'll always go on

Near, far, wherever you are
I believe that the heart does go on
Once more you open the door
And you're here in my heart
And my heart will go on and on

There is some love that will not go away

You're here, there's nothing I fear,
And I know that my heart will go on
We'll stay forever this way
You are safe in my heart
And my heart will go on and onhttp://www.sonymusic.fr/celineonline...s/im_13-01.jpg


brrrrrrr.....he would wanna crawl back into his hole.

if it wasnt for the fact that she has good legs - i'd push her off a cliff onto a pile of broken glass

That picture makes me want to punch my monitor.