Rant about anything that pisses us off, huh?

Well, I recently discovered the phenomenon of "fan fiction" and it fills me with a fiery, homicidal rage. Fan fiction is the lowest form of writing. It's lower than shithouse graffiti to me. If you're so damn creative, make up your own story. This "writing" seems to be composed entirely of perverted, inane, illiterate garbage revolving around sexual relationships between characters that they weren't creative enough to make up themselves .

Sure, there's a free speech clause in the US constitution. There's also a fucking copyright clause in there. Read the whole thing, you talentless turds.

Fan fiction authors, at least the ones who publish this vile trash on the internet, should be hung from lamposts and their homes burned to the ground. I wish I could move through communication signals on the internet and personally give some of these "writers" the savage beating that they so richly deserve.

Wow. I feel a lot better after writing that.

shithouse graffiti can be pretty entertaining if you forgot to bring a book with you ..

Well I acquried a new mitsubishi projector for my home theatre and I couldn't even fuck around with it today because the wife dragged me to Boston to visit her sister....not to mention it was a beautiful and hot [about time ] day here and I could have spent it in my pool with a nice cold beer........damn...the things we do for love[ 10 CC SONG ]

like walkin in the rain and the snow
and there's nowhere to go
and your feelin like a part of you is dyin,

lol...I'm afraid we are probabaly the only two here who may get that.Maybe Taylorsmommy if she was signed on.

big 10CC fan here ..

the album 'How Dare you' is one of the best albums in history as far as i'm concerned.

I had one of their albums...LIVE/ALIVE or something like that....had some great tunes on it,,Wall Street Shuffle, I'm Mandy Fly Me,Art for Art's Sake.
Gonna have to peruse through my old albums and burn some on CD.

i'm mandy is on How Dare You ...
You have to get this album !

I hate it when you old fucks start reminiscing... It's not like you can even remember what you ate for breakfast, let alone what "good" songs there were back in the day on vinyl and 8-track.

:D


I have a feeling im going to get punched if i ever meet you guys....


hows this for frusttrating? I have been trying to finish my godamn bathroom for weeks now. I am using a special bit to cut circular holes in the tiles so that the faucet, knobs and shower head can fit through. All i have for a drill is a wireless ryobi with 2 batteries....

unfortunately, cutting through tile requires some power, so the drill goes through both batteries and overheast in about 10 minutes. it takes about 15 minutes per hole....

Anyway, the placement of the pipes is such that i cant even begin tiling until i have 4 of the 5 holes cut. So i was cutting the last hole through the last tile yesterday. And the fucking bit starts to wobble. The heat from cutting through the tile cause the drill bit portion of it to start to bend. Great construction, btw The fucking thing cost 15 bucks and is made for tile, and it fucking overheats and warps..

Anyway, i starighten it with pliers and go back to work. I had to do this 3 times.

then, i am about 3 minutes away from finishing, i will have my last hole and ca start titling. i stop the drill to switch hands, and the bit cfalls out. It hits the tile.


And cracks the fucking thing in half.

My body temperature rose to about 200, i was about to pull the toilet out of the floor and throw it across the sterrt because it would have made me feel better, but i didnt.

I decided to put both pieces back together and give it another try, figuring maybe i could pathc it up and no one would notice the crack. Well, now that it was trying to cut 2 peices, the bit didnt work at all. So i figured, why not try giving it a little tap with the hammer, it is whaffer thin, it should just break off the last little piece. Tap.

Now 2 pieces are 3.


I threw the hammer down, grabbed the broken tile, went into the back yard and threw the fucking thing into the river.

Good thing we have extra tiles.

And i wonbt be touching the fucking things until i have an AC drill in my hands....

the reason it overheated is that a drill with the proper torque will take only a fraction of the time to cut the tile ..thus not heat up the bit as much.

i have 2 professional cordless, 2 professional A/C and even a right angle shorty drill ...

i'd lend you one but being an old guy, i forgot where i put them :D