Anaconda is a film flub, beginning to end

but the characters were so deep, the dialog, like velvet. Jon Voight's best role hands down. Not to mention the snake scared me to death.

...I'm just going to hope you were being sarcastic.

Even if she said she wasnt, i would choose to believe she was.

I still cant believe they actually made a sequal to that piece of shit.

Aww... You didn't like Ice Cube? I thought him and Voigt made it halfway entertaining at least. Snakes looked like shit though.

I have this anal-retentive little scientist that lives inside of me that hates inconsistancies with nature.... There isnt, nor has there ever been, a snake that can move that fucking fast, especially one that big. Ever see a real anaconda, at least on tv? they can barely crawl across land, let alone shoot up a fucking tree at 120 mph....


This is the same little voice that has a hard time with the "singin' in the rain elephant" commercial because they have species from africa, asia and south america all in the same jungle....

And Chimps, orangutans and Gorillas are'nt monkeys! THEY'RE APES GODAMMIT!

wow nobody here knows fire makes you bigger :rolleyes:


but anyway you can see a guy in jeans somewhere on LOTR

you can see a guy in the background of Freddy Vs Jason in the boiler room just before Gibb falls off the edge of the balcony thing if you have fangoria's Freddy Vs Jason magazine in the story-by-scenes you can really see it

Voight knows all about the anaconda, you don;'t think he would actually star in something that wasn't scientifically sound do you?http://www.mrtraffic.com/Voight.jpg