im never drunk.

i'm the guy everyone comes to for help.

- fixing stuff .. anything tool related
- moving stuff.. any heavy lifting
- building and fixing computers
- advice ...(which i dont think i'm qualified to give)


it drives my wife mental because i'm always helping everyone with everything but i wont accept help from anyone else ..
(i hate being dependant on people)

i guess i'd take it if i needed it .. i just havent felt i've needed it ..

(although i did borrow a couple of professional tools from a friend to rip boards a while back.

i'd rather be dependable than dependant ..
i've seen it with my own eyes .. once someone becomes dependant - its like a drug ..

yeh. but just sayin. i guess i send mixed messages

^_^ HHEHEHEHE

just a little ...

if i was to put my hand up a girls skirt .. it wouldnt be for a joke ..

what other message would there be ? I'm not a doctor !

I failed at my job this evening. Granted right now Im really fucked up, but every freakin' bar in town had a cover charge and shitty bands. We even tried to go to this back woods redneck place and the cover was still $5. Jesus! Bar after Bar people started droping like flys. Flaking out. Now I guess Im either going to go to bed or go play some freakin poker. If I dont win, however I think I might cry. I want to get stoned and pout

Im the Metal head so my job is to go fucking nuts

Wow! I never really thought of this before. Good topic, babe.

But anyway, I am pretty much everything!!

The Planner: Nobody would be doing shit if it wasn't for me.

The Creative One: Nobody would be doing any cool shit if it wasn't for me.

The Counselor: Everybody comes to me with their shit. Cause I am "So easy to talk to."

The Comic Relief: Funny shit.

peas in a pod

The Peace Keeper. I can usually stop someone from killing someone else with words if wisdom. If that don't work, then I'm:

The Protector. I am the one that my people can count on to either go for the throat of "The Enemy" or to back them up if things get abit out of hand.

The warehouse of useless knowledge. I don't know why, but I know a ton of shit about real obscure things...things that normally, people wouldn't have a need or a want...to know.

The Resident computer geek. I used to be a computer consultant and had my own computer company for a few years, so you can imagine the questions/requests I get.

The Tattoo know-it-all. I can't go a day without someone wanting to know something about tattoos. every who, what, when, where how, why and how much-question you can thing of.

The Horror Movie and classic rock freak. Someone wanting something regarding horror movies or classic rock...they usually come to me.

The mindless muscle. Needing help to move heavy objects around...they usually call me.

:ma:(

Re: whats your job
 

...i make the rain and supervise inter tepee "love-ins".and i make sure the peace pipe gets passed left to right....not right to left.
:p