.............:) ur right!!! i got a lot of help when i went to buy puter stuff a few weeks ago (i know NOTHING about puters). people are a lot nicer when I dress hoochie

the hoochier, the better!

it would work for me ...

you'd be walking out with free stuff :)

i wish i could get free stuff

maybe theres a san diego hoochie online and they have a list of places that do that!!

Real life scenario at a wendy's. I believe the "helper's" name was Ricardo.

I was at a Wendy's with 2 freinds. Freind number 1 orders for himself and freind number 2. Ricardo spends easily 3 minutes playing "hunt and peck" with the keyboard trying to put in a "Number 1 and a number 3".

Clearly we were in for trouble. Also, since one person had ordered for 2, his ability to comprehend other people was derailed. (numbers over 2 seemed to confuse him. the fact that they ordered a 1 and a 3 mustve been like advanced trig for him... He never once closed his mouth, it constantly gaped like someone with a severe brain injury)

So i walk up to order and he says "Has anyone helped you yet?"

I might want to clarify:

my freinds and i were the only customers. Ricardo was the only person at a register. do the math.

I said "No."

He said "Okay" and turned and walked away.

Believe it or not, it was plainly clear that he was stupid, not rude.

i stood there for a split second, trying to wrap my brain around how anyone could be that dense and said "excuse me, i havent ordered yet."

"OH! Okay, I'll go get it."

Now, the three of us were worried. We hoped "Ricardo" was driven to work, or at least rode a bike. With a helmet. And elbow pads.

"No... Ricardo..." (a sidenote, i HATE people who call workers at stores, fast food, etc by their nametag name when they have not been properly introduced. it's just rude to me. but i figured, dogs will ignotre you half the time if you dont say their name first, so maybe ricardo was the SAME)

hE PAUSED.

"i have not ordered yet, the other two people did."

Ricardo turned. I could hear the gears turning in his head. They needed oiling. BAD.


"Have you ordered yet?"

My freinds started laughing. I tried not to let on that i was about to too. It was too ridiculous to be too mad. "No, I have not."


"Would you like to?"

:eek:

"Yesss...."


"Okay, i'll be right back."

"Um... would you mind taking my order real quick so that i can eat with my freinds?"

"Okay." he said cheerily and finally took my order. 2 Jr Bacon Cheeseburgers, fries, a drink, and some chicken nuggets.


I got a jr cheeseburger delux, a jr bacon, plus my other stuff. i didnt bother to go up and tell him he screwed up my order. I didnt have a chalkboard or crayons.

the whole lot suck with their processed garbage.

So what? just because it's basically freebasing cholestorol, saturated fat, trans fat and sodium?

Phht... Fucking helth Nazi...:D

I can feel the blood in my veins thickening , every time I walk past and smell waft of greasy burgers cooking, and chips deep frying in the colesterol. :D

Give in to the siren song.....



"Eat us..... Eat our greasy shit....."

You know you wanna....:D

Eh, I don't think thats true...whenever I go to Wendys I feel like I'm getting ripped off. A meal there is like $6. Fuck that, man. If I gotta die of high cholesteral, roll in the Big N' Tasty's.

I'd totally eat at Wendy's.

Fuck that fake finger in the food bullshit. I bet their prices go down, really low, now.

Yes. God bless Wendy's.