and it gets worse....

but i think ill keep it clean for now. im not sure HDC is ready to handle it.

anyway, when it comes to hygiene, especially bathrooms, i have a LOT to say. this isnt my first toilet related thread..

... and most likely wont be my last ;)

most bathrooms = My ultimate horror

does it matter whether i wash or wipe first?????

or would u rather just DIIIIIVE right in?? ^_^ freaka!

tell your boyfriend to take it easy? Maybe you should change your diet.

no, i eat pretty healthy. so does he (thanks to me)

but i will say. brown rice is really hard to shit out. its so healthy for you, all the fiber i guess.. but ya, that is REEEEEEAL hard to shit out :(.

thats why i havent had any in a while.

oh no! you can't poop!? thats horrible. I thought fiber was suppose to help you poop. maybe you should lube it up before it goes in your belly ;)

fiber is supposed to clean out ur intestines. so i think thats what the rice was doing, pretty much scraping the inside of me

seriously, i think i had real hard shits for 3 days. i think that whole day i had maybe 1 cup of rice total??? but yeh, i mean they ewere healthy poops, i checked... just hard thats all. my butt didnt bleed or anything

i think ill stick to oatmeal.. but theres not as much fun stuff that i can do with oatmeal than with rice.

anyway, sometimes if i have a hard time pooping, i eat a whole bunch of peanut butter.. hows THAT for l00b.?

well, I guess as long as your not ripping your rectum and your poo isnt really dark or anything. Are you about to bleed? I get a little consipated before my vagina starts to leak.

No, i have a couple weeks before that one. But now that u mention it, i cant really remember. so im gonna try and pay attention this time around

shit, maybe ill even give it its own thread!!!!!

awesome, Ive made coworkers vomit (actually only one, but many stopped eating) talking about my period, what it feels like and how I imagine my inards are looking. the more graphic the better. oh yeah, if you would like some more useless knowledge about the female body, there is suppose to be a pressure point in your ankle, right above your heel (you know.. the ankle :rolleyes:) if you massage that its suppose to let loose the dam so to speak.

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Damn, what a crowd! Gotta love bathroom humor. I wish I knew where my copy of "Joels Journal And Fart Filled Fact Book" was now.

And yes Women do shit and fart...just not until you marry one...then it all comes out!!!! Tricky little shits aren't they!