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Marroe 04-29-2005 10:07 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by urgeok
i think he needs to work on some great pick up lines ..


hey, bebbeh ...

'are you tired, because i was thinking about you all day'


'if i told you that you had a beautiful body ... could i see it ?'

'roses are red,
violets are blue,
you have nice tits,
can i see them ?
BWAHA! that last one is great. I'm gonna start goin' up to chicks and using that one.

newb 04-29-2005 10:11 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by urgeok
i think he needs to work on some great pick up lines ..


hey, bebbeh ...

'are you tired, because i was thinking about you all day'


'if i told you that you had a beautiful body ... could i see it ?'

'roses are red,
violets are blue,
you have nice tits,
can i see them ?
You are quite the poet.:)

Kitty 04-29-2005 10:19 AM
hahahahahahahahaha

urgeok 04-29-2005 10:19 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by newb
You are quite the poet.:)

lemme tell you my son .. these lines are the real thing !!
I've used them for 30 years and i've been laid .. lemme see ...

2 times now !


ok .. one was my hand and the other was a watermelon ...

but i'm telling you .. the lines worked !!!

barbra 04-29-2005 10:50 AM
worst line I ever heard was:
"hey baby, you got any indian in you?
want some?"

newb 04-29-2005 10:55 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by urgeok
lemme tell you my son .. these lines are the real thing !!
I've used them for 30 years and i've been laid .. lemme see ...

2 times now !


ok .. one was my hand and the other was a watermelon ...

but i'm telling you .. the lines worked !!!
Ya gotta try the good ole American apple pie.

urgeok 04-29-2005 10:57 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by newb
Ya gotta try the good ole American apple pie.
i really really really never understood that one.

DannyDreams 04-29-2005 11:15 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by urgeok
i think he needs to work on some great pick up lines ..


hey, bebbeh ...

'are you tired, because i was thinking about you all day'


'if i told you that you had a beautiful body ... could i see it ?'

'roses are red,
violets are blue,
you have nice tits,
can i see them ?
Ahh if you are going to use bad pick-up lines then get them right.

Its "Baby are you tired, because you have running through my mind all day".

Anyways dude, it never happens when you dwell on it. Best thing to do is stay busy, get into something active, and the next thing you know your calling her up for the first date. If your just sitting around sulking about it, probably won't happen. Get out life is good...sex will come soon enough.

urgeok 04-29-2005 11:20 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by DannyDreams
Ahh if you are going to use bad pick-up lines then get them right.

Its "Baby are you tired, because you have running through my mind all day".

Anyways dude, it never happens when you dwell on it. Best thing to do is stay busy, get into something active, and the next thing you know your calling her up for the first date. If your just sitting around sulking about it, probably won't happen. Get out life is good...sex will come soon enough.

oh brother...
i got all 3 wrong on purpose.

didnt anyone else get it ?

newb 04-29-2005 11:26 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by urgeok
oh brother...
i got all 3 wrong on purpose.

didnt anyone else get it ?
Yeah.....sure you did....:rolleyes:








:D


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