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Re: Another pointless cheeba story...

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Originally posted by ChEEbA
So...a few nights ago, I had a friend around to check out some new movies, big stoner night.
M'self, the lady and my friend...we were all smokin', and high as motherfuckers - So I went and fucked his mother.
Haha...naw...
So, at some point, we're watching cartoons (I think it was cartoons), and Anna notices there's a big-ass roach sitting on top of our dresser, about an inch and a half long. One of the usually outdoors, flying kind.
The room was smoke filled, and it wasn't moving...I can only assume it was stoned like us...figured it'd be pretty easy to catch.
So, I caught it, and decided to see what'd happen if I smoked me some muthafuckin' insect instead.
No...that was a lie too...
I caught the roach carefully in a tissue after a short chase ensued.
then put it into a big plastic water bottle. At first I was just gonna look at it a bit, and throw it out, but after looking at it for a while, I decided to keep it.
Put airholes in the bottle, a bunch of plant fragments inside, and some food, then blazed a fat bowl and made SURE his lil' home was smoke-city.
The thing eats n stuff, you see it chew and everything...and it also seems to sleep, or go into a sleep-like state every now and then.
I put it's home outside in the day, and bring it in at night.
It's been like 3 days now, and all is well...seems in good health.
Why am I telling you this?
I dunno.
But I've decided to call him Ed.
Ed the roach.

- B.

I like the fucked his mother part. that was funny.

When you are smoking weed and you found a roach... I thought you meant you found another smoked joint...

:confused:

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I thought you meant you found another smoked joint...

Oh...trust me, THAT coincidence had us laughing at the time...

So, we found him sitting there almost unmoving, slightly rocking.
Seemed like a great idea at the time...maybe I should get one of those big-ass long living forrest roaches...

Sad to say, Ed " Doobie " The Roach has not survived. He was found lying face up.

( Thats what you get when you smoke to much green ( if your a roach ))

RIP to Mr Ed. Peace little dude..

:(

atleast he died happy.

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Originally posted by FairyKorpes
spunk-a-delic

you say the nicest things :p

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Originally posted by Spallalala
Sad to say, Ed " Doobie " The Roach has not survived. He was found lying face up.

( Thats what you get when you smoke to much green ( if your a roach ))

RIP to Mr Ed. Peace little dude..

:(

For real???

Well you should have known that it couldn´t take all that "grass".
Haven´t you guys ever heard Brian May´s song "Too much weed can kill you"?:D

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well,
1 down - 8,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 to go..

Urge, that was insensitive.