just about everything in Dumb and Dumber made me cry laughing.

at the begining when lloyd drops mary off at the airport and drives off ''goodbye my lo'' then the airbag knocks him dead in the face.

when Harry told Lloyd he got fire

Lloyd ''man you are one pathetic loser, no offense''


When Lloyd came back home from the store
''I got robbed by a sweet old lady on a motorized cart''

When Lloyd suggest they go to Aspen

''I'm talking about a little place called Aspen''
''I don't know Lloyd, the French are assholes''

The part where he walks out of the bar and sees the news clipping of Neil Armstrong on the moon.

''no way....We landed on the moon!!!''

the mocking bird scene

the part in Hannibal when Lector is cooking Liotta's brain and he says ''mmm that smells good''

I couldn't stop laughing at that.

the 2 funniest parts in that movie for me - other than the diarreah scene of course - was the 2 guys in their rediculous tuxedos entering the benefit smashing each other with their canes ... and the snowball fight where things started out playful but HArry eventually went nuts like a psychotic uncontrollable kid ..

that was too funny when he did his Sandy Koufax impression with that last snowball.

2 words that had me in stitches for all the wrong reasons: "Pretty bird..."


Dumb and Dumber is just a classic. Lloyd's fantasy that culminates in him alsmost crashing into a semi truck reminds me of the fantasies i used to have when i was 13....


I still love shouting "Kick his ass, Sea Bass!" at inappropriate moments.

Oh, and "Harry! You're ALive! And you're a terrible shot..."

One of the funniest movie lines ever:

"All right people, I've been frozen for 30 Firckin' years, Okay? Throw me a bone... I'm the bossman... need the info...."

...slides chair over from across the room :

'how about 'NO', you crazy Dutch bastard !'

Mars Attacks!- "They blew up congress! Hahahahaha", best line ever.

Mars attacks wa sfull of good lines...:)

Dr evil is easily one of the greatest comedy characters ever.

"So what, shoot the littlebastard, see if i care..."
"but, but... We were making such good progress in group!"
"I had the group Liquidated, you little shit! They were insolent!"

Island Of The Dead.....When the guy says "Hey...That's mine...I stole it"...And he tries to get his watch back...It's pretty funny...Guess ya gotta actually see it...