Yes I admit, we are all snack whores.......But bring on the sour punch straws with my movie!!!

I dont like to drink during a movie unless Im at home, and then its water, always water. I hate getting up to pee in the middle of a movie, and when you're at the theater, forget about it.

Don't get up just pee in the cup :D (<--rhymes)
CK

I did that once, during Lord of the rings. Fuck, everyone in the theater did:D

it is so hard to get your vagina to pee straight into a cup. Sometimes the liquid strays or catches a hair or something and the next thing you know your anus is being rinsed off with urine.

ummm ok. You got me on that since I don't have a vagina (although I like them very, very much).
CK

and I like penis! I know what you're thinking but its not like that, lets just trade sex organs for a while you never know, we might just learn something about ourselfs

have you peed in the shower befor? practice your aim maybe.

see, girls have to perfect the squat you see. this one time I was wearing a robe and smoking a smoke outside in my back yard and I had to pee. well I wasn't wearing anything but the robe and I thought I could just spread my legs and pee straight down. it didn't work very well, it was warm and then it was cold. girls really have to kinda aim low and back/away and hope they don't piss a puddle at their feet.

Thank Christ I have a dick.