12 smashed eggy wags coming up!!!!!!

I dont like eattin them after there smashed. I just do it for pure horrorshow. so make me a........ham and cheese omlet, and some toast with some jammy wam on it please.

psshhtt......I don't know how to cook:p I said I'd make you a sandwich, now your ass is gettin greedy.

your a sassy devochka arnt you, Well come with uncle Jay and I'll set you straight. Yes yes, come with uncle. We shall have a little bit of the ol in-out in-out.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. c'mon then, we'll see who sets who strait.


*15 minutes later
Uncle Jay: how are those eggy ways my queen of the futon?
Marroe: Get back in there! I asked for scrammbled witn cheese! *smack*

hahahaha you, a queen?!?! hahaha im laughing to hard it hurts my gulliver. *sigh* haha but seriously though, get to work on them eggy wags. Its time to stop this rubbish thats comming out of your weepy devochka mind of yours.

I am now holding up the "WHATEVER" sign. I am going to bed now, and btw....I take my coffee with cream & sugar.



Ya might wanna get that gulliver thing checked out sweetie;)

:confused: :confused: :mad:

Well then, you best be off to bed then. Its getting late for young lasses like you to be up. As for me im feeling a bit in the mood for some of the ol ultra-violant. So i be off then, be off to the streets, and o my brothers, i shall have a real horrorshow of a time. Maybe find a drunken ol geizer singin songs of his for-fathers going blurp blurp in between. Beat him up and steal whatever cutter he has on him. And fine, Ill make your coffe with cream and sugar.

Cor!

I got just the thing for that!