I've not seen the film, but he may have.

When i was 17 i put 4 eggs in my purse. I was going to throw them from the top row but i guess the joke was on me. when i reached in my purse they where all broken!! LOL

sounds about right! the ones i watched were from his show on HBO (did u know that stands for home box office I DID NOT KNOW THAT but it makes so much sense now cuz all they show is movies!)

anyway. he has 3 characters, a gangsta bling bling guy, a middle eastern, ande a gay dresser. funniest shit, cuz he'll go to legitimate events, or interview people (surgeon general, secretary of states both former of course, ralph nader) LOL and he'll say the stupidest crap. FUNNIEST SHIT. he does it with suc a straight face. neway, fnishing watching it tonight i think, as for the movie i dunno.

I hate going to the movies now cause someone always ruins it by being an asshole, why do I wanna pay 8.50 to hear people say stupid things when IM trying to watch a movie. I also hate it when people bring their kids to PG 13 or R and they start crying or making baby noises. Like their baby's going to enjoy the movie.....if you cant afford a babysitter dont go!

Last movie I went out to see was Darkness:rolleyes:. As soon as we walk up to the ticket guy, the girl I was with started rubbing her boobs and said "damn it's cold in here, my nipples are starched". Of course the ticket guy, being like 14 started to blush. Once it finally started , everytime the movie would get quiet the guy I was with yelled "RRRRRAAAAAHHHHHH TIMMY!!!" This started to get old after a while. My friends can never act right in public.

i would have appreciated the nipple thing, but i would have killed the mouthy guy ..

That's funny, you have actually told me to kill him before when I posted that he "talked to gods" maybe I should look into it.

yes that is so very very true.

this isn't funny, but it's something stupid I did in a theatre once, and I regret it now:

in the small southern town where I went to college, there was nowhere that someone could go see a good movie. all that came to our town were action movies and teen comedies... until They built the new enormo-plex, which forced the old theatre to make a tough call: to either go out of business or become a "dollar movie." they went with B. but the main good thing about it was that they would get movies that the big theatre wouldn't get, like smaller horror movies and Woody Allen flicks. so it was fun to get all wasted and go pay a buck and sneak in some beers.

the problem with older theatres is just that: they're old. in other words, things don't work right. well, one night after a day of drinking, I had had enough. I got tired of, every time I went to the dollar movie, the sound messed up, or the film broke, or something stupid happened to where there were constant delays. so I thought it would be a good idea to throw some cups at the screen. so I threw a few cups. a few people got wet, but nothing else came of it. then I ran out of cups. what did I have left to throw??? beer bottles!!! so I threw a beer bottle, which smashed into shards of deadliness at the front of the theatre. I was just pulling back to toss my next Southpaw, when the lights came up and a Voice said, "please leave the theatre." there was no question who They were talking to. me and my friends skulked outta there like a dog who got caught shitting on the new carpet... afraid of an encounter with Johnny Law.

and, that was the end of it... or so I thought.

a few weeks later my buddy was reading an article in the newspaper which said the dollar movie was going out of business. when I asked him why, he said, "apparently some stupid bitch was walking around barefooted and cut her foot really bad on some glass. she sued the dollar movie and the dollar movie couldn't afford to pay, so they bankrupted!"

I felt terrible. I had single-handedly knocked out one of the few cool places to go in our small town.

everyone does bad things they regret... some worse than others. It's a shame you got drunk and wrecked something that was good for you and others.....wrong place at the wrong time. The trouble in general is, people get something good and it gets abused eventually.