Tell him that you really like him and want to have sex with him. Then, arrange to meet him somewhere public, get all your friends to turn up and point and laugh at him. And spit on him. Then tell him in front of them all that he's an ugly stinking bastard and you'd rather die than go anywhere near him. Then give him a knife and tell him to go and slit his wrists cos no one will ever miss him and everyone hates him and wishes he was dead.

That ought to do it.

Re: letting boy\girls down easy
 

i'd say that if he smells like fish then he's already getting all the action he needs.




i'm sorry. couldnt resist.

stupid joke for a stupid thread.

hmmmmm.... tastes like chicken!!

HUN......there is no letting down easy! just give it to him strait. he'll hate you for a while but in the end he'll respect you more. trust me i know, im like a relationship guru!!!!

Re: letting boy\girls down easy
 

tell him you're not a lesbian....but in his case you'll learn

you might want to have a close personal female friend nearby to french kiss - in case he doesnt believe you.

how about, your in 8th grade and it doesnt matter?

tell him to get a shower.

That would probably work, and besides, you don't really have to deal with that stuff for a few years, in your case. A shower would be a better idea, but we want to hear about him crying because some bitch didn't want him.

Then your not putting the right booze in your O.J.:D

Oh, and just hand the Smelly ugly guy a bar of soap and a mirror.