my worst nightmare is that my wife wants me to do a 'stocking' for her .. full of candy and odd shit.

i think it would be a funny joke if i got a human leg from a medical supply shop and stuffed it in there.

would be much better with a real leg

thats what i meant .. one of those places that have the cadavers for the medical students.

maybe i should get a bunch of eyeballs while i'm at it and hide them in the chocolates for when guests come over.

oh duh. im ahorrible reader. i been typing for too long lol

how about some cow eyeballs? i think u can get those at an asian market of some sort. u can at least get a heart anyway.

i dont think i'll have much luck hiding a cows heart in a bunch of chocolates !! hahaha

'want a chocolate ? take one, they're good !'

'hey, isnt that a big fucking cows heart in there ?'

put it in one of those 3ply vacuum freezer bags! lol


or in a tupperware. HELLO, u hafto be creative!!

Dip some frogs in chocolate and make Crunchy Frog.

"Don't you even take the bones out??"

"If we took the bones out, it wouldn't be CRUNCHY, would it...?"

I shall be in the christmas spirit once my shopping is done. I'll say....3 more days.

A question to the females here. Are any of you into these overpriced pocketbooks. I don't get it...the wife wants a fucking $300 Coach handbag.

I guess on the flip side, she thinks spending a few hundred on stereo equipment is foolish.

not all wives .. yours is just sick.

I'm somewhat lucky as my wife thinks pretty much like a guy.
most of the time. (except for the goddamn candy fixation)

Does she have a penis?