I know *exactly* what you mean. Let me tell you why you're here. You're here because you know something. What you know you can't explain, but you feel it. You've felt it your entire life, that there's something wrong with the world. You don't know what it is, but it's there, like a splinter in your mind, driving you mad. It is this feeling that has brought you to me. Do you know what I'm talking about?

yeah... i had to switch from briefs to boxers but everything is ok now..

The Matrix is a system. That system is our enemy. But when you're inside, you look around, what do you see? Businessmen, teachers, lawyers, carpenters. The very minds of the people we are trying to save. But until we do, these people are still a part of that system and that makes them our enemy. You have to understand, most of these people are not ready to be unplugged. And many of them are so inured, so hopelessly dependent on the system, that they will fight to protect it.

hey, seen Secret Window yet ? :)

This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill - you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes.

oh ladies and gentleman, that had to hurt,
she got him right in the rabbit hole !

thats just not cricket !

sooner or later you're going to realize just as I did that there's a difference between knowing the path and walking the path.

always remember,

you only hurt the ones you love, when you love the ones you hurt.


hey kid .. put down that fucking spoon ,, bend another one and your ass is mine !
Think we're made out of money here ?! Besides, the goddam thing wont fit in the dishwasher like that !

Hey ShankS...you gotta lay off those Matrix pills. I'm only sayin' this because I care.

Now, nobody mentioned "SANTA CLAUS CONQUERS THE MARTIANS," which, when I think about it, is one of the scariest Christmas shows of all! And maybe that's why no one mentioned it.

staring a very young Pia Zadora !