WOW that was hilarious.

Pretty bitch... I'm shallow.


Screaming at a child or screaming at an old person

screaming at an old person.....................dammit, I look bad either way. But I'd say the old people cause at least they can tell me to fuck off or summin.


shaved or unshaved

On myself- Trimmed.
On girls- Shaved.


80's music or 50's music (I gots nothin)

YAY!!! I stumped you!!! I'd say 80's music

blonde, brunette, red, or black hair

short


grilled cheese sandwich or pizza

fish in general gag me, but I'd say cooked fish......................ugh


would you rather have to deal with..............................

your mom on an acid trip or your dad on an ecstasy high?

Cold Weather.


Weed or Booze?

Couch potatoe

Fingers or Toes?

Chicken

Knees or Elbows?

Elbows.
Feel less, do more damage.

Air Hockey
or
Pinball

two hand touch. I'm very fragile and bruise easy. :p


would you rather get..........................

punched or bitch slapped

Bitch slapped. At least I know who its coming from.

Stung by a hornet or punched in the arm

punched in the arm, not a real big risk I'd be allergic to a punch.


beanie hat or baseball cap

Baseball cap. It would help when I play baseball:D

Underwear or commando

thong


alternative or rap

Alternative


Drunk or buzzed

drunk to the point I have to hold on to the ground to keep from falling off the earth


alcohol or virgin drinks

What the fuck is a virgin drink? I'll pick alcohol...


Fate or destiny

Most definetly fate


cheat and not get caught or no cheating

til death



Front row or private booth?

private booth


tattoos or peircings

front row


chair or couch

tattoo's



Hd Tv or REG. TV

Since I only HAVE Reg. T.V....I'll say Reg. T.V:p

What's the most disgusting...somebody with offensive....

bad breath, bad b.o, or bad gas

OMG ;):p

I'm having a hard time trying to decide which I'd rather. I guess I'm going to go with bad breath, because you can always pop in a mint or some of that powerful gum. (My puppy, like many puppies, eats her poop, so maby I'm standing in solidarity with my puppy, eventhough I don't eat poop. I EAT PUSSY!!! Sorry, had to).

Getting cum in your hair or a pube in your teeth (This one's a sexy for the ladies)

gum.....
:confused:

classic or modern?

Cum in my hair, protein really helps split ends


sexiest cartoon character............Cinderella or Snow White

heh....I give up even trying to play this game anymore on a slow connection.....you guys suck:mad:

the pube notation got my attention Haunted.
Don't ya jus hate when that happens?
But it started another thought......
I have been looking into this cum taste situation and I have heard so many arguments as to "what a man eats affects his manly taste...."

The new sex lady(can't think of her name, Sue something,says it doesnt matter,friends say(from experiance)that is does.....


Comments,questions,suggestions anyone??

oh wait,sorry Baby.

Snow White



getting flowers or a really sweet card(bad one but I forgot what this thread was for a moment:D )

I'd love both. That would just rock my world. However, having to choose, I'd have to say flowers- pink or yellow roses- at least a dozen, but really would like 2dozen.

Assorted chocolates or a box of the same type of chocolate?

If that's too tame, how about this: crotchless panties or edible panties.

edible



house or apartment

apt


Fruit juice or fuit chews

Good question!!!

100% natural My dad and I have that in common. We both try to go organic when we can.

Nugat or caramel?

Without nuts. I like my ice cream smoothe and creamy...unless I'm getting a blizzard from Dairy Queen. (Oreo, Heath, or Snickers). I don't eat them very often as I'm trying to watch my weight. Just so everyone knows.

MSG or No MSG? (Monosodium glutenate...what makes Chinese food better).

Very rare if it's human.


Flu or hangover?

The flu. I don't have to take responsibility for it. Besides, the flu legitimately gets you out of work for a couple of days so that you can watch movies or play video games.

Malaria or Ebola

Which ever one will kill me in India so I can get sent off ablaze on the Ganges.........


Flowers or candy?

Flowers

Would you rather live in...

Average size house with a view of the ocean OR
Huge mansion in the middle of nowhere.

can it be an average house in the middle of nowhere?