It's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed... bred for its skills in magic. napoleon dynomite:D

Can I call you a cab?
Sure, and I'll call you a cocksucker! fear and loathing in las vegas

"Looks like I picked a bad day to quit sniffin' glue."

Doctor: "Captain, when can you land this plane?"
Capt: "I can't tell"
Doc: "You can tell me. I'm a doctor."
Capt: "No, i dont know."
Doc: "Can't you take a guess?"
Capt: "Well, not for another two hours."
Doc: "You can't take a guess for another two hours?"

Have to say IMO airplane, blazin' saddles and monty python's life of brian are the funniest film ever made. Fact.

There are numerous funny lines in Lake Placid, here area couple that come to mind:

"This is where if I had a dick...I'd tell you to suck it!"
Betty White

"...and when I get back, you can chew the bark off my big fat log."
Hecter

"Was that a Homo-sexual remark?"
The Sheriff

"I keep getting hit with heads!"
Bridget Fonda


The Thing

"Nobody...nobody trusts anybody now, and we're all very tired."
MacReady

"If I was an imitation, a perfect imitation, how could you tell it was really me?"
Childs

"...I don't know, but it's weird and pissed off what ever it is."
Clark

"I wondered when El-Capitan was going to get a chance to use his pop-gun."
Palmer

"I don't know about Copper, but I give you my word I did not go near that blood."
Gary

"You gotta be fucking kidding"
Palmer

: How can you see places like this... and have moments like this and not believe?
Landon: You're lucky to be so sure.
Jamie: It's like the wind. I can't... see it, but I feel it. A Walk to Remember!

There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?

Who ever thought a little girl like you could destroy my beautiful wickedness? Wizard of Oz