haha this version has the hint of titties in the pictures and even comes with some dodgey internet reviews! The company that brings it out over here is hit or miss but I've struck some off beat gems thru them so hopefully its a winner or I want my $2 back :)

well, if nothing else - lets just hope they deliver on the titties :P

Hopefully a decent looking villian with some cool characteristics.
Thats the thing that makes Slashers for me..... the little things: cool mask/weapon/something dark n' weird (the bleeding nose in Valentine was great and the mask struck me as cool - a child's face representing a nu-wave of slasher.... they grow from here instead of being a parody)
But titties are always welcomed :)

i'd just like to see one slasher make any kind of sense ..

- cars that start when they should ..
- shuffling shashers who are actually slower than terrified running teenagers.
- the virgins get killed - the sluts life to screw another day..
- if a slasher villian gets killed or hurt, he stayes dead, or wounded...
- killings that go wrong .. where the elaborate timing that absolutely must be happening - doesnt.
- a film where no cats launch themselves out of closed closets for shock value.

(jesus christ - even if a cat did accidentally get locked into a closet - it doesnt jump madly from the top shelf at your face ..
ever see these things jump down from anything ? they cant see things that arent moving - they have a hard time judging distances to the floor .. even a 1 foot jump is handled with extreme caution)

i hate stupid shit like that ..


and i hate when they show a promise of boobs on the cover - but there isnt a single boob to be found in the film ... just the boob who rented the damn thing ...

scream really tried on many of those points. i mean, michael meyers would not have gone down from a nut-shot, but ghostface sure did.

however, with the exception of Rose McGowan's green shirt, they really skimped on the boob thing.

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
rose mcgowan

DVD:
Clerks: Tenth Anniversarry Edition

citezen toxie and they dont cut the grass anymore. which one should i watch first?

Dracula (1979 - Frank Langella version)
Taxi Driver
Horrors of the Black Museum
The Tingler
Creepshow
Jaws 2
The Deer Hunter (Legacy series 2 discer)
Martin
Blacula

Natural Born Killers
My Bloody Valentine