WOLFCOP 2014

Rewatched this last night. The title says it all. Lots of fun and pretty gory.

Event Horizon, 1997. 8/10

Director: Paul W.S. Anderson


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Brahms: The Boy II. 7/10


Director: William Brent Bell


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I just looked at the trailer. I can tell I haven't seen it yet. I saw Hellraiser 2, but wasn't impressed. Looks like H3 with all it's special effects, is kinda like Nightmare on Elm St 3: Dream Warriors.

On Rotten Tomatoes the audience score is 36% for 42,000 ratings. That's pretty bad. It's even worse than the critics 41%, which isn't a bad critics score for a horror film. ::big grin::

FRIDAY THE 13th (2009). Will praise the 1980 original from now to the end of time. For the money they didn't have. (think it cost under a million??), it looks polished and truly scary.
Didn't really have high expectations for this, but just amazed at how BAD it was, and for all that money too. No scares, no pacing, characters that were even more annoying than the annoying characters in the sequels, but kind of neat how they threw in little references from past F13 films. Some honeys ,especially Julianna Guill and as a big SUPERNATURAL fan, the wife enjoys drooling over Jared Padalecki, helped out a bit, but even that wasn't worth sitting through this. 1/2

According to IMDB, it was 550.000 dollars.

The ladies in the remake looked straight from a bland teen show. Even there, the remake does not hold a candle to the original.

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KISS THE ABYSS 2012

A young woman's husband and father bring her back to life after she dies in a home invasion. They take her body to a man who lives in the desert, money changes hands and they are told "no returns". She is brought back to life and it becomes clear they made a big mistake.

I really liked it.

Ever since I saw Dead Snow, the combination of Nazis and zombies sounds appealing to me. But Outpost is pretty forgettable. The only nice thing I can say, is that one of the leads was in a British sitcom called Coupling.

Sounds really original.

There's nothing original left. But i really did like it.

Kind of a "grass is always greener on the other side" film? ::big grin::

HOUSE OF WAX (2005). Went into this, not expecting much and remembering scathing reviews, but actually not bad at all. Certainly kept my interest and some gritty scenes. One of the better reboots, in my opinion. ***

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I need to see Nightmare on Elm Street 3 again. Actually the whole series. Part 1 and 4 are my favorites. But I know I don't like the ending of Part 3 much. And I can't remember Part 5 or 6 much at all.

A lot of people like Hellraiser 2 because of the story continuation. I find Part 2 a bit too horror fantasy. Here is review I did in a few posts of all the movies in the series when they had them on demand a few years ago.

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I'm not the biggest fan of the original Friday the 13th. I don't own it. Only Friday the 13th Part 2. As I find that has the best parts of the original. But yeah the remake is terrible. I watched it a few times and even watched the Killer Cut hoping that would make a difference. But no, the remake is a truly horrible movie. The blonde girl is the best thing with that drinking dance. But she's in a bit better movie called Mine Games.

I still hate the twists in the remake. The one girl's death in the tunnel will always make me angry. It's just a pointless movie that just believes Friday the 13th is stupid kids, nudity, and some kills. So many bad things about that movie. Jason protecting a pot farm. Second half not even at a camp for the most part. Town that knows Jason is there. Powered tunnel and taking hostages. That ending. I hate the movie.

You Should Have Left , 2020. 7/10

Director: David Koepp


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Johnny Ghost, 2011. 7/10

Director: Donna McRae


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Yea,, I liked it alright as well. We need more Rose Red’ish movies. Rose Red was garbage, but i really like the concept.

Oh, by the way. I don’t believe the writers have any kids, because they obviously have no idea how they talk or act.

Eurovision Song Contest: The Story of Fire Saga 6-7/10

If you’re not a fan of the Eurovision you’ll probably find this musical/comedy quite boring and even awful.

Now, I’m quite a fan, so I enjoyed to see a movie poke fun at the Eurovision, but at the same time being one big love letter to the contest and all it’s about. If you’ve followed the Eurovision for many years there’s a LOT to recognize and laugh at, such as many of the acts, songs and stage shows. But what I enjoyed the most was that they had Will Ferrell look like swedish E-type (best Eurovision song/performance ever). ::cool::

Ready Or Not

Really enjoyed it!

Dwellers: The Curse of Pastor Stokes, 2020. 7/10


Director: DeShon Hardy




The usual demon fare, crackling bones, deep growling. stop motion walking and jump scares galore. Fun stuff for a Sunday mourning.



The Orphan Killer, 2011. 10/10

Director: Matt Farnsworth

Yummy, 2020. 6/10

Director: Lars Damoiseaux

The Exorcist III, 1990. 8/10


Director: William Peter Blatty


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Becky 6/10

Kevin James as an escaped nazi prisoner. Nope, doesn’t work. Even with a big beard, shaved head and a fat nazi tattoo on the neck he still looks and sounds cuddly.

As for the story. Meh, it’s a ridiculous but entertaining enough cat and mouse flick with one nasty eyeball scene.

I saw a few ads for this one. I can only picture K.J. one way as well. It would keep taking me out of the movie.

OUR HOUSE 2018

A young man has to leave college to return home and care for his siblings after the parents are killed in an accident. Spooky things start happening as he continues to work on a concept for wireless electricity.

Nothing dramatically scary but i really enjoyed it.

I have it in the queue! Along with a few hundred other things! ROFL!

Hope u like it. I really did.

I'm looking forward to watching it!

Happy Hell Night, 1992. 7/10


Director: Brian Owens


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Jay & Silent Bob Reboot.

The amount of people I've seen both trashing this movie and singing it's praises is pretty unusual.

I take neither side.
It was "ok" but unremarkable.
Smith brought back a hell of a lot of characters...but...I can't help but feel we got largely the same film with "Dumb & Dumber too" a few years back.
Didn't really have the charm or edge of Smiths other "Jersey Chronicles" films though...it had a few laughs...but wasn't really absurd as is their thing.

I'm afraid it was just a little too "please everyone" and "family friendly" to really feel at home among the rest of the films.

I'll still watch Clerks 3 (that's another thing that was annoying...Dante but no Randall?) but yeah to be honest I don't think I'll bother with this one again.

Winchester

It was....ok

METAMORPHOSIS 1990

A scientist makes some kind of serum that turns him into "some kind" of a monster ( seemed to switch between a really old man and a dinosaur). He was easy on the eyes at first so i settled for that.

Was his name Gregor Samsa ?

So i had to google that and no he's not, lol.

THE SHADOW SIDE AKA LA PARTE OSCURA 2020

Dull as dishwater. A woman starts noticing strange things happening around her house while in lockdown for coronavirus.

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How old is Gene Kelly nowadays?

He passed away in 1996.

The Helpers starts off as a run of the mill slasher, but gains steam with some good, inventive kills. A few more of these, a bit of a shorter build up and perhaps a better ending would have really made it stand out.

BLOOD BOUND 2019

An incestuous family of witches lures 3 teenagers into becoming part of a ritual sacrifice needed to maintain their powers.

I think there may have been some scenes missing in the version i watched (youtube) but it was okay. Cant really judge it fairly if parts were missing.