dude, I wish I caught that one because I have an funny story about that.

Guilty, When my cousin was still alive, I used to take trips with his band to NYC to do shows at different clubs, and we would normally get out of the city at about 2-3 in the morning and we'd all be really drunk, and after grabbing some NYC food we would pass out on the bus about the time we got out of the lincoln tunnel. Well I would at least. and I'd wake up in a different state, because I passed out in Jersey.

Have you ever kicked a midget?

not guilty,

are you voting for hillary clinton

not guilty


Have you ever had a sexual fantasy about "The King" from Burger King?

Not guilty

Ever put a hair in your own food so you get a free meal?

not guilty

do you work

guilty

ever have food poisoning?

guilty, i think i ate some bad beef.


would you get pissed if your found out tap water is actually cleaner then water you buy?

Not guilty (Mine is. Amazing filter on my drinking tap.)

Ever pretended you were sick because you didn;t want to see someone?

Guilty



Ever dine and ditch?

not guilty, theres no such thing as a free lunch.




have you ever suspected yourgirl friend was cheating on you?