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no more cake. Only pie. We will now have birthday pies.
teach a 8 yr old how to fly a kite Vs teach a 10 yr old how to bake a pie? |
Fly a kite. I like outside.
Wear two right shoes for a month or wear glasses with the wrong prescription? If you don't wear glasses then this could be any prescription. |
Two right shoes. I can just switch my feet around.
On live TV, with President Trump standing in front of you, you must tell him "We ask you to be the President of all the people" and you must stress the word "all" is some way, and then listen to his response. - Vs - On live TV, with Hillary Clinton standing in front of you, you must first hand her a big 1'x3' envelope with big block letters "Clinton Foundation", and after she takes it you then must give her the next 1'x3' envelope with the big block letters "Political Request", and then listen to her response. - Vs - On live TV tell Big Bird that Mr. Hooper has pasted away... |
Trump
Coffee or Coke |
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Coffee or Coke? That's a tough one. I usually only drink a Coke with pizza, otherwise water. And I decided to cut back on coffee, to what extent I haven't committed to. So I'll say... Coffee -- at least it isn't high fructose corn syrup. No phone or internet for 6 months, or no contact with any family member for 6 months? |
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........ Wait what? |
No phone or Internet. Can hardly go two days without seeing my grandkids.
Popcorn or potato chips |
Not allowed to have popcorn with the diverticulosis, so, chips
Hamburgers or hot dogs? |
Hamburgers
IT (the book) vs. IT (the movie) |
IT the book, no contest.
The Damned vs Bauhaus |
The damned.
Schubert vs Beethoven Yeah, hard one isn't it. |
Beethoven though I claim not to know much about either.
Night in a pub or a disco |
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When shopping for groceries, do you generally fill the cart or get just a few items at a time? |
For groceries, I always fill up. I hate grocery shopping so I like to make it worth my while when I do.
Spend the weekend at a ski chalet or a beach house. (Both very nice) |
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ocean cruise or cabin in the woods? |
Cabin in the woods, please.
Bette Davis or Joan Crawford |
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They both hated each others guts. Joan Crawford. Cedar vs willow. |
Willow I reckon.
A Southern accent or a British accent |
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McDonalds breakfast Vs a small plain vanilla ice cream cone? |
Mcdonalds breakfast (if its biscuits and gravy that is)
I Spit On Your Grave: Original vs. Remake |
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De-clawed cat Vs unaltered cat with scratch posts and shredded furniture? |
Unaltered. I don't think its right to declaw a cat.
Walking Dead vs. Fear The Walking Dead |
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Walking Dead. The surprise ending of... The Sixth Sense Vs Ender's Game Vs The Crying Game? |
I can't believe this got buried.
The crying game I guess Bob Ross vs Matt Damon |
Bob Ross -- He makes new pictures
Who would you rather be president, regardless of current age/mortality? Carol Burnet Vs Fred Rogers? |
Fred Rogers.
Final girl: Marilyn Burns or Jaime Lee Curtis? |
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Jamie Lee Dead guy: Reese (from Terminator) Vs Ben Kenobi (from Star Wars: A New Hope)? |
Yourself vs 34 beers
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Wine Cooler vs beer |
Beer
Zombie eating your brain Vs Zombie eating your liver |
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Watching The Wizard of Oz Vs It's a Wonderful Life. |
FUCK wonderful life,
Oz Canadians vs the French |
Canucks or both
grape or orange juice? |
Orange juice
Taco vs a burger with a taco in it |
Taco
Stung by a bee Vs bit by a turtle |
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Honda vs toyota |
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Explaining why something is good or bad VS censoring all who express a different opinion? |
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