Well, to give 'em a little credit they're getting the first post retirement exclusive.

Well plus, have you ever heard Jerry Rice talk? He doesn't exactly have the most television-friendly voice... sounds like a drag queen.

Ya think Marino's the best QB of all time?

Who do you think it is?

don't say it..don't say it..don't say it...don't say it...

Joe Montana, without question for me. And I HATE the 49ers.

goddammit son of a bitch fuck shit damn......


I knew you were going to say that...oh well.


I say Elway.

Oh for fuck's sake! Talk about anything! ANYTHING!!! Just don't talk about American football.



Or the Eagles DVD....brrr...don't ask.

Jeeeez....somebody woke up on the wrong side of the bed.

No,:D I'm cool. I just don't understand how American football works. I'm really ignorant of it, and like all red blooded idiots on this planet, if I don't get it, I must hate it.:D

The Eagles thing was because my dad plays that dvd like every fuckin' night.

I know how ya feel I've gotta listen to Pink Floyd every night.

Well, I am kind of pissed right now.

I just ran into my ex-finacee....you all would know him as SATAN...and it was actually a pleasant interlude, I didn't consider punching my fist through his face once until the sorry son of a bitch says to me and I quote, "I still don't understand why you left, you had it pretty good."

Oh that is fucking hilarious....because the two reasons I left were....

1.) He allowed his mother to go through my personal belongings because she claimed I was lying about how much money I was making at the time.

2.) And more importantly, I walked in on him with a naked 18 year old blonde in our bed. And she wasn't the first, just the first I caught him with.

Oh yeah, I had it really good.

How he could say that to me with a straight face I don't know. I just walked away, I was so pissed I couldn't even speak. I just walked away. The nerve of him.