oh you mean like on that one episode of hanna monta....not guilty


have you ever crapped your pants?

i plead the 5th


anyone HERE ever watch lifetime movie network?

(Read the rules, you have to answer either guilty or not guilty, there is no fifth ammendment here.)

Not guilty

Have you ever smoked basil and cloves because somebody said it would get you high?

not guilty,


have you ever ran inside a skateboard shop, snatch two expensive pairs of pants and run out getting away scott free?

Not guilty

Have you ever taken a stink bomb and tossed it down the stairwell of your school while lots of people were walking up and down the stairs so that they had to smell it?

I broke a store-bought (the bags) "fart bomb" into a bin just inside the door of a full classroom in college once...walked away before it popped, this one cleared out half a floor and got a guy in some kinda hazmat suit up there.
I also sprayed the really bad fart gas on my aunt once when she got on a bus, now that was funny.
...so, yes?



Ever enjoyed the taste of your own blood?

Guilty (I don't know why but for some reason it tasstes kinda good, I would neer drink somebody elses though)

Have you ever eaten you own poop?

Ha, no.

Ever microwave gummis?

Not guilty

Ever had someone arrested for something you did?

not guilty

ever spray paint your name with style on government property?