Otis - 5/10
I was expecting it to be better. A few laughs here and there. It picked up speed towards the end, but it still fell flat.

one of the best lines in any film ...ever :


Carlos: So, what, were they psychos, or...

Seth: Did they look like psychos? Did they? No. They were fucking vampires. Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them, I don't care how crazy they are

The Doll Squad & Astro Zombies

double feature at the Grindhouse film fest. The Doll Squad was pretty awesome. Astro Zombies is weak, but I still wanted to catch it on the big screen.I'm convinced that film shaped the creature/character design of Jason Vorhees.

"And at my command you will lick the dog shit from my boot"

"No thanks... I already had a wife"




Or

"What's you name?"

"Sex Machine"

How is that a good line??


My favorite.

"I may be an asshole, but i'm not a FUCKING asshole" :cool:

Ms. 45

Living Venus.

Harvey Corman's film debut and also the directorial debut of Hershel Gordon Lewis.

A real sleazy trashorama and hilarious. If you have Comcast on demand I recommend checking it out in the Something Weird section.

This one is much better:

Kate - "Where are you taking us?
Ritchie - "Mexico."
Kate - "What's in Mexico?"
Ritchie - "Mexicans."

Hmm... That's good i admit.

Why thank you. :)

And to get back to the thread: Skinwalkers (ick) and Grandma's Boy.