If there's one thing I hate in this life, it's losing. If there's two things I hate, it's losing and getting cancer.

I enjoy Satumas...

enjoy what you will as i bathe in glory

How would you be used in a post-apocalyptic society?

As food apparently. :(

I wanna be forever young.

On the other hand, Ripley was born forever old.

I realized today, that I have met an abnormal amount of drag queens in the past six months.

Prison bitch. In normal society and prison society, I always end up the prison bitch.

I've come to the conclusion that my boyfriend is a big bitch. Seriously.

We've been dating 3 years - no fucking ring. No asking. No engagement.

We've been dating 3 years - I'm 28-years old, relatively attractive and I GET NO FUCKING ACTION.

NO ACTION.

He doesn't hit on me. At all. I get laid about once every couple of months (if that) and generally only - ONLY if I initiate it.

And then on the rare occasion that I hurt his feelings - He gets absolutely enraged and has a fit and has to go somewhere to "cool off."

I am currently waiting for him to "cool off" because I made a disparaging remark about him not being able to pay for dinner. Whatever. Get the fuck over it. Yes, it was mean, but I didn't really mean it. And I only said it because he was leaving before the bill even came without a fucking thank you.

I'm dating a fucking loser and he doesn't even thank me for dinner.

What the fuck?????

Seriously.

GOD I hate everything.