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newb 11-13-2004 07:57 AM

Two men are in a doctor's office. Each of them are to get a vasectomy...the nurse comes into the room & tells both men "Strip & put on these gowns before going in to see the doctor to have your procedures done." A few minutes later she returns & reaches into one man's gown & proceeds to fondle & ultimately begins to masturbate him. Shocked as he was, he asks "Why are you doing that?" To which she replies, "We have to vacate the sperm from your system to have a clean procedure." The man not wanting to be a problem & enjoying it, allows her to complete her task. After she is through, she proceeds to the next man.. She starts to fondle the man as she had the previous man, but then drops to her knees & proceeds to give him oral sex. The first man seeing this quickly responds, "Hey! Why is it that I get masturbated & he gets a blow job?" The nurse simply replies, "Sir, there is a difference between HMO & Complete Coverag

urgeok 11-13-2004 08:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Haunted
Well, you know, B, it just makes me sick. Somebody's always got to come up in here and be an asshole for being an asshole's sake. I thought I was I was at a horror forum, not Romper-fucking-Room.

Jesus Christ, stop with the teeth pulling already.


you'll find that they are all over the chance to scrap but rarely participate in the movie, etc. boards.
Thats what really pisses me off ...
If you have nothing to contribute .. why bother ?

Hate_Breeder 11-13-2004 09:41 AM

Wiggy

:cool:

ShankS 11-13-2004 10:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Hate_Breeder
Wiggy

:cool:

get jiggy

The_Return 11-13-2004 12:27 PM

Asshat?
 
ASSHAT!


ASSHAT!


ASSHAT!

ashes 11-13-2004 12:34 PM

asshat.

Haphazard 11-13-2004 12:43 PM

http://users.urbi.com.br/leocosta/forums/asshat.jpg

The_Return 11-13-2004 12:49 PM

http://www.fun4gamers.nl/showtime/morefun//asshat.jpg

Hate_Breeder 11-13-2004 12:49 PM

Whats up with all the random ass threads lately?

ashes 11-13-2004 12:50 PM

hmm.


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