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Psycom5k 04-03-2008 08:06 AM

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Originally Posted by urgeok2 (Post 679919)
is it just me or is it getting a little hot in here ?

I dunno, you get off by bashing your gay lover in the head with a club, maybe people getting shot is even hotter?

The_Assassin 04-03-2008 08:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Psycom5k (Post 679918)
Rayne is dead. I'm calling it now.

I do not believe so. One who blinks no more, would be my choice.

- The_Assassin

urgeok2 04-03-2008 08:08 AM

pretty sad when a pair of old guys have to bring the sex to the forum

heh

ferretchucker 04-03-2008 08:08 AM

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Originally Posted by newb (Post 679921)
I was like, good gracious ass bodacious
Flirtatcious, tryin to show faces
Lookin for the right time to shoot my steam (you know)
Lookin for the right time to flash them gs
Then um Im leavin, please believin
Me and the rest of my heathens
Check it, got it locked at the top of the four seasons
Penthouse, roof top, birds I feedin
No deceivin, nothin up my sleeve, no teasin
I need you to get up up on the dance floor
Give that man what he askin for
Cuz I feel like bustin loose and I feel like touchin you
And cant nobody stop the juice so baby tell me whats the use

(hook x2)
(I said)
Its gettin hot in here (so hot)
So take off all your clothes

I am, getting so hot, I'm gonna take my clooothes ooofff.

X¤MurderDoll¤X 04-03-2008 08:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Psycom5k (Post 679918)
Rayne is dead. I'm calling it now.

that's because you can't read.

newb 04-03-2008 08:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Psycom5k (Post 679918)
Rayne is dead. I'm calling it now.

Chainsaw Rayne - put on her Discman with Type O Negative songs in it, and found a bat cavern...renamed it "my dark home" and merged into the darkness there...she came out WITHOUT a scratch.

hammerfan 04-03-2008 08:08 AM

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Originally Posted by urgeok2 (Post 679924)
pretty sad when a pair of old guys have to bring the sex to the forum

heh


The old broad's staying out of it! :cool:

ferretchucker 04-03-2008 08:09 AM

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Originally Posted by The_Assassin (Post 679923)
I do not believe so. One who blinks no more, would be my choice.

- The_Assassin

You mean urge. But you're a new member. How did you know his creature used to move?

The_Assassin 04-03-2008 08:09 AM

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Originally Posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X (Post 679926)
that's because you can't read.


Burning time is it?


- The_Assassin

newb 04-03-2008 08:10 AM

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Originally Posted by hammerfan (Post 679928)
The old broad's staying out of it! :cool:

Thats a first ;)

missmacabre 04-03-2008 08:10 AM

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Originally Posted by ferretchucker (Post 679929)
You mean urge. But you're a new member. How did you know his creature used to move?

he was given so many healthpacks. hardly seems possible

hammerfan 04-03-2008 08:10 AM

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Originally Posted by newb (Post 679931)
Thats a first ;)


sshhhh, you're not supposed to give away my secrets!!

The_Assassin 04-03-2008 08:10 AM

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Originally Posted by ferretchucker (Post 679929)
You mean urge. But you're a new member. How did you know his creature used to move?


Not all new members, may actually be new. Your eyes deceive you, ferret.


- The_Assassin

urgeok2 04-03-2008 08:11 AM

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Originally Posted by The_Assassin (Post 679923)
I do not believe so. One who blinks no more, would be my choice.

- The_Assassin

heyyyyy

son of a .........


and i just got my new sig ...

ChronoGrl 04-03-2008 08:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Psycom5k (Post 679913)
You needed to do that to find out? I mean cmon, we all knew that Chrono was like that allready.

HIO

Oh, my sweet, attentive Psycom5k...
:p



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Originally Posted by newb (Post 679913)
who the hell shot chrono only once....whats the sense in that


no offence chronogrl

Oh, none taken. I'll just make sure to kill you slowly, tortuously, and before my voluptuous, femme fatale striptease.

*puts on leather and readies syringe*

newb 04-03-2008 08:12 AM

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Originally Posted by ChronoGrl (Post 679936)
HIO

Oh, my sweet, attentive Psycom5k...
:p





Oh, none taken. I'll just make sure to kill you slowly, tortuously, and before my voluptuous, femme fatale striptease.

*puts on leather and readies syringe*

what a way to go :D

wait...did you say before?

X¤MurderDoll¤X 04-03-2008 08:13 AM

not that I don't want chrono dead or anything, but whoever shot her is going to pay for making us miss out on another kill.

Psycom5k 04-03-2008 08:13 AM

Woops, I guess I missed that post... Ok so I forgot about it, sue me.

The_Assassin 04-03-2008 08:14 AM

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Originally Posted by urgeok2 (Post 679935)
heyyyyy

son of a .........


and i just got my new sig ...

Sorry my friend, it seems like the likely choice. You are the one here with the most knowledge of horror films, with your massive collection.

- The_Assassin

newb 04-03-2008 08:15 AM

is this like that joke...how do you keep an idiot in suspense............

urgeok2 04-03-2008 08:15 AM

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Originally Posted by The_Assassin (Post 679941)
Sorry my friend, it seems like the likely choice. You are the one here with the most knowledge of horror films,.

- The_Assassin


thats the funny part .. i'm actually not :)

bloody_ribcut 04-03-2008 08:16 AM

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Originally Posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X (Post 679939)
not that I don't want chrono dead or anything, but whoever shot her is going to pay for making us miss out on another kill.

how do we know it wasnt you?:D

Psycom5k 04-03-2008 08:17 AM

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Originally Posted by ChronoGrl (Post 679936)
HIO

Oh, my sweet, attentive Psycom5k...
:p

So you think I'm sweet huh?:o

neverending 04-03-2008 08:17 AM

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Originally Posted by urgeok2 (Post 679943)
thats the funny part .. i'm actually not :)

Hahahahaha... nice try!

The_Assassin 04-03-2008 08:17 AM

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Originally Posted by urgeok2 (Post 679943)
thats the funny part .. i'm actually not :)

But does everyone else know that?

- The_Assassin

_____V_____ 04-03-2008 08:18 AM

These were the THREE Chainsaws who were specifically targeted the MOST...


Chainsaw Austin316426808 - They didn't like his cowboy hat, or maybe his undying love for Clint...or his knowledge in horror. He was specifically gunned for...and got thumped 9 TIMES!!

He had won 5 Health Packs and used them all up...and help came from the most UNLIKELIEST of quarters...Chainsaw Massacre gifted him 1 of his health packs just before the shooting started...and boy, did that save his skin or WHAT!

He made it out barely alive, and SEVERELY WOUNDED.


Chainsaw Urgeok2 - The most hard-hitted target of all the Chainsaws, like Chainsaw Austin. He was gifted a health pack by Dante's Inferno BEFORE the shootout started, so started off with 6 Health Packs...and was SHOT 9 TIMES as well!!

But...a golden angel on a huge cactus was watching over him...Chainsaw Cactus!! Quickly tossing him 2 of his own Health Packs, he made sure that the most knowledgeable member of his group didnt get shot dead!

Chainsaw Urgeok2 made it, alive by the SKIN of his teeth...although he is SLIGHTLY WOUNDED.




By now you might have guessed it...




but still...




it's my duty to announce it...




Chainsaw Dante's Inferno - Started with 4 Health Packs, and gave one to Chainsaw Urge graciously BEFORE the shootout, knowing fully well that Urge WILL need it...went into The Zone with 3 Health Packs...and got shot 6 TIMES in rapid succession!!

Although Severely Wounded, he kept roaming and keeping a watch on Urgeok...and when Urge dropped his jacket, he picked it up and wore it...knowing FULLY WELL the consequences of such an action...

2 Shells came from the wild, charging their way...and blasted into his back from behind...

And Dante had run out of Health Packs...

And had no "gifted" Health Packs with him....





Sorry Chainsaws...







Chainsaw Dante's Inferno...is DEAD!






(A moment of mourning silence)



(Sorry Dante, you have been shot 8 times...even when having 4 health packs with you...you are dead, and so out of HDC Battle Royale)



I will post Challenge #3 after a brief period of recuperating for Ash's Chainsaws...

Psycom5k 04-03-2008 08:18 AM

V! Where Is The Dead Body?!



Edit: Woops there it is.

ferretchucker 04-03-2008 08:18 AM

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Originally Posted by The_Assassin (Post 679947)
But does everyone else know that?

- The_Assassin

oh go bother someone else!

X¤MurderDoll¤X 04-03-2008 08:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Psycom5k (Post 679949)
V! Where Is The Dead Body?!

why can't you read? :(

newb 04-03-2008 08:20 AM

HA....I'm betting it was my shot that killed him.

ferretchucker 04-03-2008 08:21 AM

Let me have my moment of silence for the man of which I share my first name.

hammerfan 04-03-2008 08:21 AM

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Originally Posted by newb (Post 679954)
HA....I'm betting it was my shot that killed him.



Or mine.....

Psycom5k 04-03-2008 08:22 AM

Wasn't mine, mine was aimed elsewhere, near a pile of bananas.

urgeok2 04-03-2008 08:23 AM

well, thanks for the health packs guys ..

now how do i convince people that i dont have this handle on horror film knowledge like they mistakenly think i do ! :eek:

bloody_ribcut 04-03-2008 08:23 AM

hmmm, why would dante be a target? i thought he only knew stuff about nine inch nails.

ChronoGrl 04-03-2008 08:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Psycom5k (Post 679945)
So you think I'm sweet huh?:o

Want me to take a taste test?

*bares teeth*


Quote:

Originally Posted by _____V_____ (Post 679945)
Chainsaw Dante's Inferno - Started with 4 Health Packs, and gave one to Chainsaw Urge graciously BEFORE the shootout, knowing fully well that Urge WILL need it...went into The Zone with 3 Health Packs...and got shot 6 TIMES in rapid succession!!

Although Severely Wounded, he kept roaming and keeping a watch on Urgeok...and when Urge dropped his jacket, he picked it up and wore it...knowing FULLY WELL the consequences of such an action...

2 Shells came from the wild, charging their way...and blasted into his back from behind...

And Dante had run out of Health Packs...

And had no "gifted" Health Packs with him....





Sorry Chainsaws...







Chainsaw Dante's Inferno...is DEAD!






(A moment of mourning silence)

*raises a chainsaw in his honor*

ferretchucker 04-03-2008 08:26 AM

I shot who I was told to shot. Whoever shot chronogirl, please raise your head.











































I think I can get a good aim with my shotgun and the third bullet I concealed in
my ear.

IT the Traveler 04-03-2008 08:27 AM

He surely was the bravest of the brave. And he took shots which were meant for someone else.

A hero, if there ever was one. He more than made up for his glitch in Challenge #2.

Dante's Inferno, I salute you. HDC Battle Royale will always be remembered for your valiant deeds.

Good luck with Challenge #3, contestants.

bloody_ribcut 04-03-2008 08:28 AM

next time we better get an ak with a full clip to take care of buisness individually.:cool:

ChronoGrl 04-03-2008 08:29 AM

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Originally Posted by ferretchucker (Post 679961)
I shot who I was told to shot. Whoever shot chronogirl, please raise your head.











































I think I can get a good aim with my shotgun and the third bullet I concealed in
my ear.

And I'll take out my machete.


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