but you love comic book guy



I cant swim

but you look so cute in your ducky wucky floater





I want to be a doctor

so i can rub my breasts with rubber gloves.






i know karate

a white belt doesnt count



i like to listen to heavy metal

So, how many DUI's do you have?


I'm extremely intelligent

I came out WAY ahead of all of the test monkeys in the primate intelligence study





I have big feet

(You did?! Excellent!!..sorry)

You know what they say about women with big feet? No boobs, no brain, no... just big feet.


I have healthy habits

Your leiderhosen on the other hand, is looking a little sick...Oh well, role playing is fun anyway



I have a twisted mind

Yes, but when it gets to the point that it doesn't actually work... you need to consider help...



I've got great taste in music

Yes, but...You really aren't supposed to eat your CDs...



I know some really awesome people