lol:D your right why waste time on
that. just go away until you can play
nice child.

fine fine fine. I'll go.......for now. MWA HAHAHA
Actually im gonna go eat my buffalo wings, so tasty.

Go get busy, tiger.

What's sex with a woman like?

For real.

soft firm and wet/moist

its just like when you cut a hole in a watermelon ...
only instead of cold wet and pathetic,

its really nice ...

Warm. Soft. Moist. Pleasant. very Pleasant. Sometimes noisy. Sometimes squishy.

I used the words
"like a slip and slide with a prize inside"

really ? a woman ?

you mean it isnt like tapioca is being flung into your face at 200 miles per hour while a gang of insane pygmies hit you on the feet and head with the claw end of an estwing hammer while
opera music is being played on an old victrola ?


what the fuck have i been doing all this time ??!!!!

what you're talking about usually cost extra