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Haunted 03-25-2006 04:23 AM

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Originally posted by Marroe
I heard a worse maggot story:)

So it seems some girl and her man messed with food during sex. A few weeks later this girl was having orgasms out of no where in class (the guy who told me this said they were in high school at the time). It got so weird she went to the doctor to see if this was "normal", only to find out she had maggots moving around inside of her because apparantly she's dirty and didn't dig all the food out of her.

Sounds like a bullshit story to me, but gross all the same. Enjoy.

I have a piercing for those purposes, so I don't have to go the maggot route. I don't know if I buy that either, because I'm just wondering how she didn't notice the flies buzzing around her coochie, but it makes for sick but entertaining story.

dewaholic 03-25-2006 08:48 AM

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Originally posted by bloodrayne
Nah...I just can't get into watching anyone have sex...Not even myself

I honestly could never figure out why people would be into that...I mean, why WATCH sex?...I'd much rather just DO it...

It's not for everyone. It's such a turn on, watching ppl fuck ( in person) specially when u can join in. And it's aldo a turn on being watched.

Haunted 03-25-2006 09:01 AM

I watched two people have sex before. I got really bored and started reading. I don't think that either of them had an orgasm either.:rolleyes:

I won't repeat that type of experience again. Been in that situation once, and it wasn't cool.

tachii 03-25-2006 10:30 AM

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Originally posted by Haunted
I have a piercing for those purposes, so I don't have to go the maggot route. I don't know if I buy that either, because I'm just wondering how she didn't notice the flies buzzing around her coochie, but it makes for sick but entertaining story.

i've always wondered if the piercings were worth it

maybe she slept nube and wide open :confused:

The STE 03-25-2006 11:37 AM

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Originally posted by Haunted
I watched two people have sex before. I got really bored and started reading. I don't think that either of them had an orgasm either.:rolleyes:

I won't repeat that type of experience again. Been in that situation once, and it wasn't cool.

you should watch ME have sex. I've been told it's akin to watching the 3rd act of the Ten Commandments

tachii 03-25-2006 11:50 AM

smarmy :D

Haunted 03-25-2006 02:24 PM

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Originally posted by The STE
you should watch ME have sex. I've been told it's akin to watching the 3rd act of the Ten Commandments
Um... I don't want to seem rude, but comparing your sexual activity to a movie that, to me, is tantamount to a big steaming pile of pig shit, is a bit wrong. Try something more Haunted-esque.

Dude Guadalupe 03-25-2006 04:24 PM

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Originally posted by bloodrayne
I honestly believe the way we 'do things' is immensely determined by the person we are with...My views and practices concerning this subject have changed DRAMATICALLY...With Dustin...
When she says 'dramatically', she fuckin means it, cuz I rock that hard.........so there

Haunted 03-25-2006 05:20 PM

You tell 'em, dude!

Elvis_Christ 03-25-2006 06:22 PM

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Originally posted by The STE
you should watch ME have sex. I've been told it's akin to watching the 3rd act of the Ten Commandments
Boring?


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