Well, we have an equivalent here called "home icecream", trucks that go 'round certain neighbourhoods on a weekly basis, selling icr-cream by bulk...so I assume the ice cream truck is either something like that (eg REALLY GOOD), or one that travels around doing choc-dip kinda icecreams?
Either way, Ice cream bars generally OWN soft serve.
Ice cream bars.


A monkey slapping a turtle in the face
or
The turtle biting the monkeys hand off?

Neither. I'm not tripping acid anymore.:D

The bayous of Louisianna or the Great Dismal Swamp of NC.

And I am?
You should respect the rules of the game...:rolleyes:

Bayous of Louisiana of course

our swamps are cooler than NC's anyway


@Cheeba- a monkey slapping a turtle in the face, I don't like to see animals get hurt and this was obviously the less painful of the two and needless to say it would probably be funny.



Halloween or Christmas?

Halloween!!! Halloween!!! Halloween!!! (or Samhain as we Witchy folk like to call it)

(Hey, the Great Dismal Swamp is hella cool, man.:D )

Easter or Spring Holiday (Which one would you celebrate or come closer to celebrating?)

clarification:::
which one scores ya more candy?

Ostara

and by the way I love the Bayou in Lousiana, my mothers family is from Choctaw, West Baton Rouge. Beautiful country, interesting graveyards in New Orleans.

Want to see a good flick about the Bayou and Cajuns and such?

Go find Southern Comfort, about the LA national guard getting themselves in a spot of trouble with us backwoods types.

Good dog attack scene.

Dragons- Medieval or Chinese

Medieval.

Eat a live grasshopper
or
Acupuncture needle through the eyelid

Sorry Grasshopper gulp.

If it was a tattoo on the eyelid, I would spare the grasshopper.

Chess or Checkers

I have to add this, Victor Laslow or Rick??

If you were Ingrid Bergman.

Man she is so hhhhhhhhhhoooooooooooooootttttttttttttttt

Chess.

Bacon or sausage?

Sausage



Chewing Gum or Bubble Gum?

Chewing


Which one would you not want to have a conversation with the most?



somebody who spits when they talk or someone with bad breath

I'd rather NOT be spit on...Thanks...

Granola Bars: With Chocolate or Without?

Chocolate. I can't stand those things without chocolate...unless they're peanut butter flavored, a la Nature's Valley.

Almonds or Cashews?

cashews


the left one or the right one?

The left one...better swing.

Peach milkshake
or
banana milkshake?

banana, although im not big on fruity shakes


CCR or GFR?

CCR


Ghostbusters or The Frighteners?

Damn...that's harsh man...

I gotta go with my CURRENT favourite - The Frighteners.
HUGE props to GB though...


image
or
dark horse?

Dark Horse [Mainly due to Hellboy]


Marvel or DC?

DC

I asked this before and no one answered

Victor Lazlow or Rick Blaine

Characters from Casablanca

If you were Ilsa.

Definately Rick Blaine...Humphrey Bogart is badass.

Dawn of the Dead (1978) or Dawn of the Dead (2004)?

original




House on Haunted Hill

original or remake

Original.

Remove an eye with some plyers
or
Cut a cm off the end of your tongue with scissors.

remove an eye

(you didnt say it had to be my eye ! :)




drink gasoline, or turpentine ?

9 out of 10 Skidrow bums agree, turpentine is the champagne of choice.




have your hand smashed with a sledgehammer under every bone is crushed or *Ichi style* be suspended by hooks all over the back of your body and have hot cooking oil poured on the center of your back?

Umm...Is this during a sex act?...lol...Sounds like it to me...heh...I'd choose the 'suspension with hot oil';)




Jalapenos or Cayenne Peppers?

Jalapenos

Having your skin peeled off with a potato peeler or have your skin removed with a Black and Decker power sander....being operated by Bob Vila.

Potato peeler...it's faster and I don't have to deal with Bob Villa.

Drink: Acid (sulphuric and other corrosives) or bleach?

I'll take the skin removed with a Black and Decker power sander...being operated by Bob Vila. *ever see his shows? the poor bastard is always wearing bandaids, etc. so chances are he is going to hurt himself wayyyyyyyyy more than me*






get stuffed in a 50 gallon drum full of thumbtacks and rolled down a long hill or get zipped up in a body bag and tossed into a white water rapid?

damn too slow....


acid




get stuffed in a 50 gallon drum full of thumbtacks and rolled down a long hill or get zipped up in a body bag and tossed into a white water rapid?

Get zipped up in a body bag and thrown down white water rapids.

you forgot to leave a .... this or that ;)


I'll do one to carry on...



get torn to pieces by sharks or get torn to pieces by motorboat propellors.

Sharks, so the driver of the boat doesn't have to feel bad.
If you were falling from..say, the Empire State building...would you rather be scared to death from it before you hit the ground, or die from the !SPLAT!?

Scared to death. I'm afraid of heights.

Ebola or Small pox?

Ebola



dropped 50ft head first into molten lava or dropped 50ft head first onto a guillotine blade.

Lava


Watchers or Phantoms? :p

Even though I hate Rose McGowan, I'd have to say Phantoms.

Lost Boys or Liscense to Drive:D

Lost Boys

Regular or Extra Tasty Crispy?

Regular (Original)

Fried or sauteed