I used to eat potting soil when I was very little

Probably several,but you know,I have my upstanding membership in the community to worry about.....besides when you do a Maury show about paternity...they always LOVE it when you keep coming back;)

ouch:p

I'm knocked up now,which means I can say stuff I normally wouldn't-lol.

Just take as it is:a joke,just filling boring time:cool:

I have a lot of time on my hands.

I generally prefer savoury things than sweet.

I think mini fire extinguishers, eg - the ones you have in cars - would make excellent defensive weapons. A dose of that to the face, and you KNOW you''re not seeing shit.

Most things I look at or buy are cooking/food prep. related.

I have a 13 year old brother, there's nobody closer.
I'd kill every single other living relative, if it was down to them or him.

I've been moderately electrocuted four times, never needed hospitalisation...

3D glasses make me feel sick.

I think the Marx Brothers were comical genuises, FAR ahead of their time.

I NEVER have free time.

ON! :p

My toe hurts

i bleached my hair and now it looks like shit. i sleep with a bear I have had since I was 5, his name is cuddles. I have a blind cat who is white with one green eye and one blue eye.

Oh yeah, and my neck feels like somebody punched me in the bitch. Hope I'm not gettin sick.