5 year bump

not because I've changed a lot, but because I can't let zeros thread beat me.

Is that important to you then? ;)

well you can't have a subpar remake surpass the popularity of the original now can you? ;)

For fuck's sake...

Par for the course, though

that's not a question.

Do you think there should be a "get out of jail free card" for attacking your landlord or boss?

I think everyone on the planet should get one get out of jail free card. just to keep people in line, you know?

my current boss I have actually physically attacked, just get go out for drinks with him and get him really drunk. make sure to be nice to him the whole night and then near the end just punch him right in the mouth. I can't guarantee you won't get in trouble, but it should work.

I've had good luck with landlords.

how long have you harbored these deep desires for pure monkey love?

about 5 years, give or take.

i knew it - i could feel your hungry eyes peering at my hairy, uhm, tail