The Bunnyman Massacre, 2014. 7/10



I always skipped this one then I saw others enjoying so thought I'd indulge. Not bad.

Drifter, 2016. 6/10



The concept sounds amazing;

A pair of outlaw brothers seek temporary refuge in a desolate town inhabited by a small family of psychotic cannibalistic lunatics.

Fuck yeah, started out fantastic but quickly lost the awesomeness when the 'family' tried too hard to be psychotic.

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Inferno (2016)

"When Robert Langdon wakes up in an Italian hospital with amnesia, he teams up with Dr. Sienna Brooks, and together they must race across Europe against the clock to foil a deadly global plot."

LOVED Angels & Demons when I was younger, so I was really anticipating this. It definitely didn't disappoint. Awesome puzzles and plot twists and everything. Is it a bunch of BS? Of course, but that just adds to the fun.

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The Da Vinci Code (2006)

"A murder inside the Louvre and clues in Da Vinci paintings lead to the discovery of a religious mystery protected by a secret society for two thousand years -- which could shake the foundations of Christianity."

Surprised it took me this long to finally watch it. It's definitely the talkiest of the three. Still really loved it. More awesome BS religious conspiracy thriller stuff.

THE WINDMILL MASSACRE 2016

A tour bus in Holland breaks down on a deserted stretch of highway. One of the passengers notices a windmill nearby and sets off with another passenger to get help. By the title , I'm sure you can surmise where this is going.

I wasn't totally impressed, perhaps even a little underwhelmed. But I did read some very good reviews for it.

I've deleted her post. I don't think she speaks English, because I've asked her to not make her posts so big. She gets one more chance. If she posts another pornographic picture, she's getting banned.

I think AMALTHEA is a big Russian (usually naked) dude

It's Putin.

Fester, 2015. 8/10






Junkbucket, 2008. 7/10




Gut Pile, 1997. 7/10

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7th Day, 2013. 9/10

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Gutterballs

It knows English.
http://www.horror.com/forum/showthread.php?t=67313
It's just a troll.

Not a troll. He just doesn't bother talking to people.

Agreed. If they're a troll, they've been here a long time. 10 years, in fact.

The Breed (2001)

So the name of one of the first victims was Barbara Steele... ::big grin:: They don't know originality when it comes to names in this movie, but I hadn't noticed this one before.

I've decided not to mention movies I've watched before, but I always notice something different in this cheesy flick. God help me I love it.

Le Tableau

Frankenhooker

You'd think it knew English and manners by now.

That movie's so good.

Nutsack, 2016. 8/10


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La Veuve Noire, 2016. 6/10


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Night of the Dolls, 2014. 7,5/10

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I agree! Funny and perfectly ridiculous.

This is a general conduct towards others type warning.
We don't refer to others as "it".
We don't continue discussions about them in their absence and cloud up threads like this one with the superfluous.

We are aware of some of the issues people have had with Amalthea - and I have addressed them personally.

This is besides the point.
I don't care who you are or how long you've been here.
Keep the snark to yourself.
I've seen more from this person than many more that have a lot more to say.
So quit it.

Problems?
PM a moderator.


On Topic

Started watching "The Three Amigos" for the first time.
There was a fair few plot points of this movie that I was completely unaware of. Goes a little more intricate than the slapstick schlock that I once thought it may be.
Looking forward to watching the rest.

Paranoia (2013)

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>>: C+


Sausage Party (2016)

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Holy shit! Not only the orgy at the finale was over at the top but as a whole I didn't expect it to be this much vulgar or sexually explicit in almost every scene!! Enjoyed it though ::big grin::

>>: B

Satan's Little Helper

It's a car wreck type of movie for me. It's horrible and I know it, but I keep watching. This cruddy thing has become a staple of my Halloween movie roster and there is no rational explanation for this. Maybe it's the nonsensical plot points, or could it be the unexplainable actions of the characters? Perhaps it's the unbelievably annoying little boy at the center of this pile, or it may be Amanda Plummer, who plays the Mom and seems to be at a little bit drunk in every scene that she appears in. Whatever it is that keeps me coming back, I watch every damn October.
Yeah, I do love crappy movies. I guess that's it!

But your comment "I think it was something about the rash on his penis. " is ok? Referring to a specific user's genitals is acceptable?

Dilek, a housewife suddenly starts to feel presence of something abnormal in a specific room in their house. Though her husband, Omer refuses to agree with her but situation become worse. ...

Omer is your basic belligerent "I don't believe in it!" type of husband. Dilek starts to notice strange things in the house. It gets bigger from there. Some typical horror elements, well a lot. But it was different from what I normally see since it was from Turkey using Islam djinn instead of Christian demons. Its about 2 hours and ten minutes and I was never bored. According to IMDB it was made with $700k. It does a lot better job than american horror flics who use a lot more money. I definitely recommend it. The ending is great too.
6/10

Also apparently the director has written and directed a bunch of horror films. This seems to be the 5th in a series of Dabbe films. D@bbe(@ is part of the film's name) being the first one.

I can accept this - it wasn't the most becoming conduct in my part.
Though in my defense, stupid joke vs kind of, what seemed to be a little more intentionally cruel...
I don't know, I'll be honest - I can be introspective.
Maybe there wasn't too much of a line between the two.

Though the person in question has always interacted with this forum the way they've interacted with this forum. "Part of the furniture" type deal.
Like if that's how they're comfortable making a contribution, let them.
Far as I know, they're just being themselves. I don't see anything that can or should really annoy other users.

On the other hand if people say post what seem to be pretty deliberate and/or not-very-well-thought-out-timing-wise spoilers, less than favourable reactions can happen.
Not an excuse, I understand.

I just don't think we should dehumanize each other, and refer to each other as you would an animal or object, and continue the discussion in a cliquish manner.

Anyways, case closed.
Lets all work on it.

Back on topic
Started watching "Serenity" again on netflix.
Has a bit of a different feel to the Firefly series, but as a fan I was satisfied.
As per the series, somewhat engaging characters, fun dialogue.
I haven't seen this for some time, and I'm looking forward to turning it on again when I'm not half comatose. Well made film. Gives a bit of closure to the series as well.
Still though...I'd probably recommend the series over the film.

Sausage Party (2016)
B-
It was good and entertaining but more vulgar than funny.
Expected more from this one.

I like that one too. Felt a bit like watching a videogame.
Have you seen Monster Man? Less horrible but also silly and bloody fun.

Lord Of Tears, 2013. 8/10


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Yah. Great flic. But fuck them for SPOILERS FOR SERENITY:

Fuck them for killing off Wash and Book. Granted its not like they will ever do more Firefly 'verse.

Book I could deal with...or at least..."Ugh, ok".
Wash on the other hand.
That just wrecked me.
Loved how they gave us both the Back story of the Reavers and in that, the hunt that this information, the "signal" would have been part of bringing down the Alliance.

It's too bad there's been no follow up aside from some comics here and there.
Castle can't have THAT much more life left in it, and I don't think much of the other cast is involved in anything too big or ongoing right now.
Whedon is less involved in the Marvel stuff now too.
Perhaps it's time for them to pump the gas some and give us a new NETFLIX series...it's like, just about everyone on the damn planet would watch it.

If Fillion can squeeze into whatever he'll be wearing as "Wonder Man", I'm sure he'll be back in shape by then.

Castle has been cancelled. Fillion's date book is clear.

Castle is finished. Tudyk and Fillion are doing Con Man, but it doesn't seem to take up much time. Morraina Baccrin is a main cast member on Gotham. The rest I dunno, but probably available.

DEUCE BIGALOW: MALE GIGILO(1999). Lots of dead spots in here and gags that don't work, but enough quirky characters and downright funny moments that make it worth checking out. ***

Anyone seen True Love Ways?

A b/w German film. It was so much fun to watch. Must have been fun to act in too. A couple split up because the girl has a dream and falls in love with a figure from her dream so she realises she never loved her bf. Her ex then plans to have her 'attacked' by an actor so that he can heroically rescue her and so win back her affection. But the 'actor' is really a kidnapper and maker of rape and snuff movies...

blair witch.meh was ok don't compere to the first but was better than the second, if you know what i mean.i'm a big fan of found footage but i know there is a lot of haters out there,but i know if made right they are good,and this was good.

Wow! Welcome back! Long time no see!

thanx hammer u miss me :) been away in korea working for years back home now.just have to say anyone seen 31 rob zombie,what has happened to this guys movies,was so into the future of this mans movies which started of to a promising start' which went straight down hill.

Wow, working in Korea?! Cool! But, welcome home!

Well, I can't contribute to the conversation about Rob Zombie, I've never been a fan of his.

The Dark Stranger (2015)

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>>: C


Under the Shadow (2016)

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After her husband gets transferred to another heavy war-torn area, a woman & her daughter struggles to cope with the terrors of 1980s post-revolution, war torn Tehran but things get even worse when a mysterious supernatural entity begins to haunt in their apartment.

Definitely worth a watch for the fans of other recent horror flicks that's dealt with single parenting issues with twisted & intriguing stories i.e. The Babadook and Goodnight Mommy. UTS starts mostly like a contemporary middle-eastern/Iranian drama flick focusing a family in distress or social issues, takes its time to set the premise for the characters and then slowly descents into the horror parts with a few but decently done jump scares & eerie set pieces. Loved it for its skillful direction & great all around performance from the central cast. Yeah...it still could have been a lot more creepier but my only disappointment was actually the ending that felt kinda forced, incomplete or to some extent "uneventful"; at least horror fans may going to miss a little punch at the end.

>>: B+


Downhill (2016)

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>>: C-


Man Vs. (2015)

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This was not bad. Fairly entertaining! My advice: the less you know about the movie, the more you're going to enjoy it. Avoid the trailer and even the imdb page for it, cause that will ruin the fun/twist for you.

The final or additional twist at the end was unnecessary though, seen another indie-horror with kinda similar ending before.

>>: B

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Thirst (2009)
I.M.D.B.

Kang-ho Song's performance was too understated to explore the premise and spiritual torture of a priest becoming a vampire, and there was some strange ghostly happenings towards the middle that didn't fit the film and simply went unexplained. This movie couldn't find it's feet. Very well made, however, with plenty of gruesomeness.
7/10

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Tucker & Dale vs Evil (2010)
I.M.D.B.
Tucker and Dale are on vacation at their dilapidated mountain cabin when they are attacked by a group of preppy college kids.

Great premise, and while the joke could easily have become stale, excellent performances from Tyler Labine and Alan Tudyk keep the movie rolling and the laughs coming. Plenty of funny gruesomeness in this one. Highly enjoyable.
8/10

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Don't Breath (2016)
I.M.D.B.
Hoping to walk away with a massive cash, a trio of thieves break into the house of a sick man who isn't as helpless as he seems.

A fairly enjoyable little movie. The performances were a bit underwhelming. Certainly wasn't great but a good late night movie with some tension and intrigue.
7/10

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Independence Day: Resurgence (2016)
I.M.D.B.
Two decades after the first Independence Day invasion, Earth is faced with a new extra-Solar threat. But will mankind's new space defenses be enough?

Not as stupid as I was expecting! In fact the movie managed to switch off my brain and keep me entertained throughout most of it. But the CGI was off. I felt no tension, no sense of destruction, so real sense of anything because it all looked too fake. Not a good movie, but not so terrible that I was groaning throughout.
6/10

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Jack Goes Home (2016)
I.M.D.B.
After his father is killed in a car crash, Jack travels home to Colorado to help nurse his mother (who was injured in the crash) back to health.

I did not enjoy this movie. It didn't seem to know what it wanted to be, and therefore felt like a mess. Some bad dialogue delivered pretty badly by everyone certainly didn't help. It was, however, competently shot.
5.5/10

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Train to Busan (2016)
I.M.D.B.
While a zombie-virus breaks out in South Korea, a couple of passengers struggle to survive on the train from Seoul to Busan.

A great zombie movie! Zombies were a real threat, the characters were explored enough to care about them and the violence was visceral without being tacky. I really enjoyed this one. Highly recommended!
9/10