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Broken Fingers or Broken Toes?

I've always wanted to break my own finger...maybe by biting don real hard, or drumming it down on the corner of a desk. Can't say why...one day I'll have to do at least one.

Broken fingers.

eyelid sliced off, or ear sliced off?

Dali vs Van Gogh? :p

I'd have to go with the ear on that one. The eyelid would be too annoying long term.

Burn to death or Drown?

Drown.
Rumour has it that it's euphoric, I'll go with that.

hammer a nail through your hand
or
hammer a nail through your foot

Foot so I could still play bass.

Crucifixion or Lynching?

Lynching, my hands are too pretty.



Train crash or plane crash?

Plane Crash

Impaled or Beheaded?

Beheaded, I heard about what happens with impaling from moonsorrow... its gross, check out the True Crime section.


Pitcher or catcher?

We ARE talking baseball, right?

Pitcher

Skinny Dipping or Streaking?

OMG. Silly boy ;)

Actually I was talking about homosexual bedroom role.

Derrr...

LMAO.

God, you're always laughing... always laughing... GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!

So, uh...did Elvis know?

AHAHAHAH. Never.....once you're hooked there's no hope for you;)

I *could* be a miserable sad sack...but I doubt you'd want that;)

No, I need you chipper and alert.... that way I can use your energy to power the Genesis device...

I knew I had a purpose on this earth...just didn't know what it was until now;)

Did you lose the adapter for your Sega?
HAha...

I'm gonna get this happening again:
Skinny dipping.


Have a baby throw shit in your face
or
Beat up a 7 yr old kid?

:confused:

shit in the face, I couldn't beat up a kid that is unless he was the one throwing shit in my face...


Rocky or Raging Bull

Oh...I'm not into that at all, but I think Rocky was more popular, wasn't it?




Umm...Okay...How about...



Fraggle Rock or Rocky and Bullwinkle?:D




That's a little more 'me'...heh

Fraggle Rock

Animal or Gonzo?

Animal



Marx Brothers or Three Stooges

Marx brothers...no comparison.


a buttered corn cob
or
a baked potato?

Baked potato

Take the short cut, or the scenic route?

Haha, I live in Australia...it's all pretty much the scenic route out my way....if I had the choice, I'd still go MORE scenic.

An eraser
or
a sharpener?

sharpener



mouse or trackerball

Mouse




Aqua Teen Hunger Force or Robot Chicken?

aint got a clue what the first one is, so I'll go with robot chicken



roast lamb or roast beef

Roast Lamb...I don't believe there's a more intoxicating smell in existence, whatsoever.

centipede
or
stag beetle

centipede




Michealangilo or Raphael

The painters or the Ninga Turtles?

Rapheal- Ninja Turtle
Michealangelo- Painter

Romantic or Neo-Classical

Romantic...naturally ;)

Ms. Pacman or Frogger?

Frogger

Saturday Night Live or Mad TV?

SNL...old skool though ;)

MTV or VH-1?

Actually...They both kinda suck...But, at least VH-1 plays some halfway decent movies sometimes...



Hollow Men or Reno 911?

Hollow men

Absolutly Fabulous or The Young Ones?

The young ones.
Not only did it fucking ROCK, I simply cannot see the FUNNY in AbFab...I've even TRIED to make myself sit through it, nope, didn't work.

American Gothic
or
Kindred: The embraced

American Gothic






Pez or Mike n Ike's