Boss downloaded too much porn...

goooooooooood sooooooooooooooooo boooooooooooooooored

the naked gun is on comedy central.

I am on a conference call and MUSAK is playing.

Man I HATE that shit :mad:

The longer you listen to it the closer to murdering everyone you get.

sooooooooooooooooooo truuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuue

When i was in my early teens. I was walking down the street one afternoon, just as a huge electrical storm came over. There was massive lighting strikes occurring every minute or so. As i was just around the corner from my brothers house. Everything went white. It was the brightest white light i have ever seen. Just pure white. I could see nothing else. but as bright and as white as it was, It didn't not hurt my eyes as such a bright light should. It lasted for maybe a few seconds. Almost simultaneously. Their was huge thunder clap. This old man came up to me and asked me if i was all right? I said yeah why?
He said because you have just been struck by lighting. I said yeah righto. Then his wife the poor old deary came up to with a blanket with a pale look. Asking me if i wanted a sit down. I said i;m fine. Because apart from the white light . I saw or felt nothing. I thanked them for their concern and continued on my way to my brothers house.
The end.

"aye buddy, did you just see a real briight liight?"

amazing -the same thing happened to me. i think i wasn't actually HIT by the lightning but it hit right next to me - i was apparently unconcious for a bit but I really remember the intense bright light and then everything just went black. i woke up down on the ground with neighbors all running around calling ambulances. overall i was fine and i have just figured that statistically i'll probably never be hit by lightning (again) - so I got that going for me, which is nice.

once when i was a kid i was stabbed by some crazy guy down the street. He said, "who's dumb now?" while stepping on my arms. i tried to fight but was out powered, so then he stabbed me in the leg with a sharp chopstick he had in his back pocket. i laid on the floor for about an hour, then an old lady came with a blanket and a crowd of concern formed around me but i got up with out assistance and walked home. the end.