Well, Texas Instruments products do constitute being from "the Stone Age."


I believe in protecting wildlife

and belongs in rehab



my house is very clean

ok i fixed it

Well the roaches think so

I am a good singer

for a transvestite.



my hearing is perfect

for a geriatric




i love greenery

pity it's in my teeth.



i have freckles

in the shape of a penis on my face.


my biceps are cut

em pegging you mean cute..??
so are the biceps on a bullocks ass





my complexion is radiant

Raw pimples are always a shiny red

I maintain high standards