i did that with a rotton chocolate milk carton out of a vending machine at work ..

i took a big swig, immediately tasted the 'strawberry flavor' and the texture of loose jello

the grossest thing was that when i instinctively spit it out, it went back into the carton with a little 'blooop' even though a large portion made it into my mouth .. and my mouth was almost a foot from the carton when i spit ..it was one long living attached thing that wanted to get back into the carton ..

i almost hurled because of that ..

now i always take a tentative sip of any kind of milk first

thats true :D

puring out the last remains of a cereal packet and covering with milk, and then taking the first mouthfull and the milk tastes like it's been squeezed out of a handfull of cheese curds :(

done that a couple of times.

I was GONNA have some milk, but that just turned me over

The irony in your words Cheeba is that someone actually said the EXACT same thing to me in person when i told them that story :)


And from the outside, it is fucking hilarious. The shit was coming out of my nose i was spitting so hard to expunge it.

A cou0ple of years later, i still wont drink twisted tea, but the story is funny as hell :)

I hate it when you wait for months filled with anticipation to see a movie and it sucks.

Halloween Resurrection
The Village


Batman and Star Wars are next and I hope I don't have to add them to the list.

seriously ...... i think only sissies would drink something called 'twisted tea'


heheheheheheheheheh :D

Jerk....:)

I did state that it was for my wife and she hated it... I declared it ahead of time that it was a girl drink...

Jerk...:)

I hate it when you're out with someone and they see one of their friends that you don't know and the talk about you like you're not there. My girlfriend and I were in a dvd store one time and she saw a friend and they start talking, I'm about 4 feet from them....

''who's he?''

''my boyfriend.''

''oh that's Brian?''

''yeah''

blah blah blah, they went on for about another minute or so talking about me and the whole time I'm thinking to myself ''Hello! I'm right here!''

I hate it when Vodstock gets hungry and he grabs a bottle of barbeque sauce and starts chasing around the first living creature he sees.