lmfao


thats so sweet HA!!

i didnt know you were so tender Darth........:eek: :eek:

hey.......


wheres YOUR picture mirth?

and darth IS quite tender. like wet spaghetti


EXACTLY how i like it.;) WOO WOO!!

.. did he show u the videot oo?

i am pictureless at the moment....lol


no i just dont put my pic in my avatar......im not that cool yet.....lmfao

She baked me cookies and mailed them to me ... and they weren't even laced with rat poison or broken glass. Besides, I thought she was pretty hot from the start. What can I say ? She's got bad taste in men, but other than that she's perfect for me LOL (awwwwwwww SMACK !)
CK

HAHAHAHAHAHA



nice


i want cookies......i think i am gonna go make a mocrowave sausage and biscuit.....man those things are so jive......and btw fluff i might put a pic on here one day but that means breakin out the web cam and gawd that is alot of work that i dont feel like doin right now:rolleyes:

Mirth: HOOK IT UP! im curious about that shit now. ive seen plenty of arioch now im wondering about his other half (at least thats how i see u mr HE WAS MY ROOMMATE A-BO etc etc). and if you do post pics, please only post one. i know how you webcam folk like to operate, taking 30 pictures consecutively then posting EVERY SINGLE ONE of them. if i wanted a fuckin flipbook id buy one (ok, guess u werent here for that joke)

DVP: i bought shoes today. i have a box forthwith shall be filled with the scrumpdidilyumptious cookies EVER! havent decided yet what magical goodies to add in though ;) ill see what my evil mind comes up with. your right, i DO have bad taste in men...

sexy bad..

LOL! you kick monkey ass.

jive.. LOL! at least u didnt go
"im going to make some microwave sausage and biscuits. Man..... THEYRE OUTTA CONTROL!" :D ARGH!

mmmmmmm cookies.... Bismark cookies ?
CK

HAHAHA

out of control???


now we all no that jive has a much better ring to it........just say it....jive.....yeah you like it.......jive

and i am sorry but the thing isnt even installed (the webcam).......i will get a pic n here soon tho...i promise....but watch out i am a sexxy bitch..........no for real tho:D :D

trying to figure out whether ur as arrogant as i am, or just pretending to be arrogant, like i do.

yeh yeh confusing i know. but i guess we'll find out when u post.. ;) WOO WOO!

so whos hotter, u or arioch? come on.. girls arent the only ones that do this shit..

... its JIVE man! ? :confused:

Alot of n00bs bug the shit out of me.Not all of them, just the ones who have no respect.I can understand making mistakes about what forums to post in and whatnot, but its the ones who take it personal when you give them a little hazing that really get to me.Also one of my pet peeves are n00bs flaming other n00bs cause theyve been here a week.Someone who has only been here a couple of weeks does not have the right to n00b bash.Not cool, fuckers.Also, n00bs that cant work the caps lock button piss me off.

lol


wow



i hope that all of this isnt referring to me......cuz i am not a noob.....i been here longer than most on here......just dont have that many posts cuz i had to create new account......


but i AINT NO NOOB:D :D

as far as im concerned.. ur a NOOB til u post a pic...

............................................

You never came to mind during this rant Mirth, your a vet!

;) :D

HAHAHAHAHAHA




nice


i will post one i promise.......i jus have to install this piece of shit webcam.......but i will post one


and it will be JIVE!!!!

far as im concerned you care more about toilet paper than horror

Ohhh...snap.

weird, I was just going to post the same thing.


awww SNAP!

Toilet paper IS important--Catalogue pages and corn-cobs are a HORROR!

owned

i posted a pic to accompany the previous post but i think i might get banned if i keep it on there sooooo........

BTW fluff


i posted a pic FINALLLY!!!!!!


it is on the post pic thread


*is officially not a noob anymore* (according to fluff)

hmm, i dont quite understand why a 13 year old wants to war with me. or why he would even try

so im not going to bother. it woudl get ugly, dont need to blow up my ego over someone who probably isnt biologically capable of abstract thinking anyway

besides, its already blown up ENOUGH.

and mirth, u r not a newb anymore ;)

cutey. LOL

*blushes*:D

sissy :D

lol

u r a cutey though.. id bone. (hmmm, not sure that works quite the same way when a girl say it to a guy huh) LOL

LMFAO ROFL ROFL



wow i have never been propostioned quite like that before.......but fluff you know this could never work out what with dvp and all

HAHHAHA

and p.s. dvp please diregard any further talk about said suject

LOL!!!

dvp is harmless. anyway hes down in ohio for the weekend and probably boning as we speak (mind u, i am in cA).

but fact is, hes thinking of me. thats all that matters ;)

so........

wanna bone??? LOL

HAHAHAHAH


sure:eek:

ill just stick my shit to the screen and we will see what we can do

haha:D ;)

LOLOLOLOL

hey.. you DO have a webcam, dont you? :cool:

WOO WOO! i dont have a webcam but i have a regular digicam that can take videos. i can videotape myself watching u and u could see my reaction.

now how hot would THAT be??? keep in mind i will be thinking of DVP the whole time.. ;)

... now im imagining u with ur dick all up on the screen. thats funy LOL. fuckin unsexy as hell LOL

HAHAHAHAH


shits all smashed out on the screen smearin it up and shit.....Oh yeah sexxy as hell..............and you could press your on the screen and make for an even better picture

HAHAAHAHA

this thread has gone straight to the gutter

LOL!!!! be like a mammogram, but with much sexier intentions!

gutter, me likey the gutter. me livey in the gutter. WOO WOO!!

ugh, i have problems. i think its all this built up sexual tension. or maybe im just naturally a honky kind of chick.. weeeird considering im not a whore. well, not much of a whore

ooooh DVP gonna be mad when he reads this. LOL! FUCKER!

a honky kind of chick?????



you like the whiteys....that cuz we are jive.....we are sexxy bitches!!!

sexual frustration????????


why in the world would a chic ever have sexual frustration.............i mean you have a P.Y. you can get anything you want LITERALLY

hell yes i love whiteys. god damn how i love whiteys. but i ask myself, WHY? is it a built in kind of preference? cuz i know when i was little i had crushes on these little asian boys but that pretty much ended in HS. damn, i love white boys. i just starte dthinking about it. makes me so happy just to think about em. LOL!

and like i said, 'im not that much of a whore.' which is why im frustrated. as honkified as i may get im not just gonna fuck with anyone. and even if i do, like with friends, its just makin out and stuff. which actually, is normally enough. been a few months since the last one of that though :(. not that i couldnt easily fix that, but i choose not to. and with good reason ;)

its so nice being a guy sometimes....we never have to worry about the whore stereotypin or anything like that.....then again i would love to be a gurl.......i would just like take a shower for like 5 hours or sumthin HAHAHAHHA

its not even so much about peoples view on me, hell id ont care. actually given what i have done, most proably would think im a whore (at least a little one, or semi medium...). its just my own ideals. i have a certain # of partenrs i want to have, meaning id ont want to go over that #. basically, as corny as this sounds, id like the next person i have sex with to be the one i marry. sweet huh? but i am giving myself some leeway. or whatever that word is LOL

anyway those reasons, and im paranoid as fuck. i could be on BC, be wearing a female condom, a male condom, and spermicide and still be worried about AIDS and KIDS. both ultra deadly. but i am a perfectionist, so thats just how i think.

and id love to be a guy. id play with my dick all day. seriously... wouldnt blow myself though.. LOL












or would i???

yeah you say that......but after a while playin with ones own dick tends to get a little old........well till you pull the old switchin hands then your back in business




ROFL ROFL ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOLOLOLOLOL!!

the stranger - sitting on your arm and jerking off with your fallen asleep arm.

ok bad language but i think u get the idea.. LOL!

anyway id want to be a guy only for a day. im pretty sure i could do that all day. i think its easier to be a guy, but i think its more fun to be a chick ;)

HEY.... speaking of pics (whatever hijacked thread it was). i kinda want to show u that pic of me in the dress, then again.... u may be overly blunt and hurt my little girl feelings. LOL

i wasnt aware that you had any gurl feelings........but you can show me and i will try not to break you.....HAHA

seriously tho

we have hijacked so many threads now


(this is a silent apology to all who take these threads seriously enough to get mad) sorry but this is the GENERAL FORUM!!!!

haha.. well ok this ones mine so it doesnt count. HB seems to be a pretty chill kid so im not sure he cares. and EGEs thread has been hijacked on numerous occasions. so i think we're ok so far. and anyone who does givadamn seriously should get a life.

anyway i dunno where to send em. ive tried sending pics through PM before and it didnt work. or im just a dumbass. probably a combination of both. leaning more towards dumbass though.